Posted on 09/29/2004 9:17:04 AM PDT by harrycarey
Kerry gets a leg up from porn site AASTHA SINGH
TIMESOFINDIA.COM
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2004 05:45:34 PM
NEW DELHI: When the politico pundits warned us that this year's US presidential elections could end up being the dirtiest ever, they might not have accounted for the involvement of a group called Porn For Progress in the electoral proceedings.
The "association of adult filmmakers and political activists" has released a DVD titled 'The Porn for Kerry' on their website, supporting Democraitc presidential hopeful John Kerry.
The adult DVD is described as a part "political satire and part hard core hot sex must-watch" by the group's site pornforprogress.com. All the proceeds from the sales are to be donated to Kerry's campaign. The DVD, priced at $29.99, is short on supply due to its high demand, claims the site.
The DVD features a porn star potraying Jenna Bush the first daughter in one of the scenes as Jenteal Bush who has got bigger problems than alcoholism when a group of sexy homeland security agents raid her sorority house.
In another scene the American secretary of defence Donald Rumsfeld's porn version Donnie Cumsfeld is on a secretive mission to Abu Garrabe Prison and he meets soldier Lyndie Dickland (Lyndie England, the female soldier involved in the prison abuse in Iraq) to learn the truth behind the abuse. But Donnie is in over his head when the leash is put on him!
And the adult film version of President George Bush as, Jorge Bush thought his hot tub business meeting with King Fahk of Sexy Alabia would be, well, all business, while His Highness always knows how to entertain guests with his personal squad of sex minions.
And in one scene, after a particularly heated TV debate, blonde bombshell conservative Ann Cunter (Ann Coulter, conservative political commentator and writer) and quirky comedian Al Frankenbeans (Al Franken, comedian and political satirist ) blow off some steam in the dressing room.
Now if this doesn't put some meat in to Kerry's presidential campaign, it sure would put a big question mark on Kerry's performance come November.
sorry, that should be, "members of the President of the United States family..."
I think the blond (second from the left) is actually a MAN...!
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