Posted on 09/29/2004 9:17:04 AM PDT by harrycarey
Kerry gets a leg up from porn site AASTHA SINGH
TIMESOFINDIA.COM
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2004 05:45:34 PM
NEW DELHI: When the politico pundits warned us that this year's US presidential elections could end up being the dirtiest ever, they might not have accounted for the involvement of a group called Porn For Progress in the electoral proceedings.
The "association of adult filmmakers and political activists" has released a DVD titled 'The Porn for Kerry' on their website, supporting Democraitc presidential hopeful John Kerry.
The adult DVD is described as a part "political satire and part hard core hot sex must-watch" by the group's site pornforprogress.com. All the proceeds from the sales are to be donated to Kerry's campaign. The DVD, priced at $29.99, is short on supply due to its high demand, claims the site.
The DVD features a porn star potraying Jenna Bush the first daughter in one of the scenes as Jenteal Bush who has got bigger problems than alcoholism when a group of sexy homeland security agents raid her sorority house.
In another scene the American secretary of defence Donald Rumsfeld's porn version Donnie Cumsfeld is on a secretive mission to Abu Garrabe Prison and he meets soldier Lyndie Dickland (Lyndie England, the female soldier involved in the prison abuse in Iraq) to learn the truth behind the abuse. But Donnie is in over his head when the leash is put on him!
And the adult film version of President George Bush as, Jorge Bush thought his hot tub business meeting with King Fahk of Sexy Alabia would be, well, all business, while His Highness always knows how to entertain guests with his personal squad of sex minions.
And in one scene, after a particularly heated TV debate, blonde bombshell conservative Ann Cunter (Ann Coulter, conservative political commentator and writer) and quirky comedian Al Frankenbeans (Al Franken, comedian and political satirist ) blow off some steam in the dressing room.
Now if this doesn't put some meat in to Kerry's presidential campaign, it sure would put a big question mark on Kerry's performance come November.
The left makes my head hurt.
Didn't Rush talk about "Votergasm.org" or something similar?
This definitely is not a farce. In 2000, I remember reading on FR that the porn industry, at their annual convention, endorsed Gore, and made some big campaign contributions to him. The Dems have the porn industry vote all sewed up. I am shocked, just shocked!! /sarcasm off
This is sick! The left has mental illness..
Im not suprised by this at all.
kerry...porn...short on supply...
too many jokes...not enough time...
Ping....just ping.
Are they getting Ron Jeremy to play Al Franke?
more like, just dang!
IF porn or strippers came out for GW the pressitute whores would be screaming it at us 24/7 from now until election day. BUT they are silent because it's their beloved sKerry.
There ought to be a "porn" movie of Kerry sitting on the edge of the bed saying how good it is gonna be...but as usual nothing ever happens.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
Yeah, but the thought of JF'nK and porn together just makes me nauseous.
I say keep the powder dry on this one for a week or two, track donations made to the campaign and, once a few grand or so has been donated and accepted by the campaign, have the RNC hold a presser to draw attention to the site, to the fact that campaign donations were accepted by the Kerry campaign from the site, then ask the Kerry campaign to explain why they are taking money from an entity that creates movies that, "show characters based on members of President of the United States in a pornographic movie."
(PS-I'm sure Billy Jeff gives this movie two thumbs up, by the way.)
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