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Kerry Flops into 57 Vat
self | 9-29-04 | KB

Posted on 09/29/2004 8:06:59 AM PDT by BiscuitEater

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KEYWORDS: kerry; orange; tan
HEADLINE: Kerry Flops into 57 vat.

While touring a Heinz 57 bottling plant in South America, Presidential candidate, John Kerry, tripped when his flip flops got hung up in a drainage grate and fell into a 1000 gallon container of Heinz 57 Steak Sauce. He sustained no physical injuries but doctors say he will have a stained orange hue for at least 2 weeks.

Developing story.

1 posted on 09/29/2004 8:07:00 AM PDT by BiscuitEater
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To: BiscuitEater

Cute.


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2 posted on 09/29/2004 8:08:33 AM PDT by EggsAckley (..........nobody knows how to lose a game like the Niners............)
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To: BiscuitEater

OMG that is so funny and a perfect explanation


3 posted on 09/29/2004 8:10:18 AM PDT by Amanda75 (Amanda75)
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To: BiscuitEater

Funny...plausible too. Welcome to FR. :)


4 posted on 09/29/2004 8:12:04 AM PDT by Bahbah (Proud member of the pajamahadeen)
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To: BiscuitEater

Further Developments...
Mr Kerry was uninjured in the fall because he was able to flip himself away from the mixing blades.
His statement was, "I guess being a professional flip flopper saved my life this time. Did I mention I was in Viet Nam?"


5 posted on 09/29/2004 9:12:59 AM PDT by A Real Dan Fan... NOT
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