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FAKE BAKE
http://mostlydeadarmadillos.com/ ^ | WEDNESDAY SEPT. 29, 2004 | STEPHEN JOHNSON

Posted on 09/29/2004 6:13:01 AM PDT by CHAROM

Oompa Loompa. Traffic Cone. Orange Alert.

Is this what the Kerry Campaign wants the voters talking about just before a major debate? There is no way around it anymore. The democrats are just plain stupid. Why on earth would Kerry go out 3 days before a debate and get a spray on Tan? I can imagine his handlers telling him "Ya know Senator, John Kennedy had a great tan in '60. Here, spray this on. Its JFK in a can!"

Kerry's fake tan will last as long as his positions on Iraq, about one week.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: agentorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orangekerry

1 posted on 09/29/2004 6:13:01 AM PDT by CHAROM
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To: CHAROM

typical democrat - form over substance.


2 posted on 09/29/2004 6:15:10 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: CHAROM

Was it a Spray On Tan? TM BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


3 posted on 09/29/2004 6:16:14 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: CHAROM

Years ago when fake tans in a can were new, there was one known as "Man Tan". . . How appropriate that the effete John French-looking Kerry would choose to use it. later, ldf


4 posted on 09/29/2004 6:16:44 AM PDT by laterldf
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To: CHAROM

According to the seers at In Style magazine, the orange tan is the next new thing. You know Johnny, always wanting to be among the Hollywood elite.


5 posted on 09/29/2004 6:18:15 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: CHAROM

Rush's morning update was so funny - doctors have assured Rush that Kerry does not have agent orange.


6 posted on 09/29/2004 6:18:56 AM PDT by raisincane (Kerry even flip flopped his convention bounce.)
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To: goldstategop

7 posted on 09/29/2004 6:18:57 AM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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To: laterldf

"Years ago when tans in a can came out there was one called 'Man-Tan'"

Does that make Taa-ray-zahh, Kerry's "Man-Bag?"


8 posted on 09/29/2004 6:21:28 AM PDT by albie
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To: CHAROM

9 posted on 09/29/2004 6:22:03 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: DainBramage

I don't think it was a sprayed on tan. His hands didn't appear tan to me. Wouldn't the new sprayon's be all over coverage?

I think he used tanning lotion and just smeared it on his face.

I bet they are bleaching him now.

Tan On
Tan Off
The flopper.


10 posted on 09/29/2004 6:28:20 AM PDT by FarmerW
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To: CHAROM

Am I the only one who has figured out why Kerry turned orange? It's the color you get when you mix RED and YELLOW.


11 posted on 09/29/2004 6:38:23 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (What's the difference between Joseph Goebbels and Michael Moore? About 150 pounds.)
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To: FarmerW

Don't spray on too much.

12 posted on 09/29/2004 6:42:00 AM PDT by bigjoesaddle (Shrug)
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To: CrazyIvan

GOOD ONE IVAN!!!!!


13 posted on 09/29/2004 6:45:53 AM PDT by bigjoesaddle (Shrug)
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