Posted on 09/29/2004 6:13:01 AM PDT by CHAROM
Oompa Loompa. Traffic Cone. Orange Alert.
Is this what the Kerry Campaign wants the voters talking about just before a major debate? There is no way around it anymore. The democrats are just plain stupid. Why on earth would Kerry go out 3 days before a debate and get a spray on Tan? I can imagine his handlers telling him "Ya know Senator, John Kennedy had a great tan in '60. Here, spray this on. Its JFK in a can!"
Kerry's fake tan will last as long as his positions on Iraq, about one week.
typical democrat - form over substance.
Was it a Spray On Tan? TM BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Years ago when fake tans in a can were new, there was one known as "Man Tan". . . How appropriate that the effete John French-looking Kerry would choose to use it. later, ldf
According to the seers at In Style magazine, the orange tan is the next new thing. You know Johnny, always wanting to be among the Hollywood elite.
Rush's morning update was so funny - doctors have assured Rush that Kerry does not have agent orange.
"Years ago when tans in a can came out there was one called 'Man-Tan'"
Does that make Taa-ray-zahh, Kerry's "Man-Bag?"
I don't think it was a sprayed on tan. His hands didn't appear tan to me. Wouldn't the new sprayon's be all over coverage?
I think he used tanning lotion and just smeared it on his face.
I bet they are bleaching him now.
Tan On
Tan Off
The flopper.
Am I the only one who has figured out why Kerry turned orange? It's the color you get when you mix RED and YELLOW.
Don't spray on too much.
GOOD ONE IVAN!!!!!
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