Note to the Prince of Boston:
Totally fake from the inside out.
Does anyone have a good image, or set of images, of Al Gore during that first debate in 2000? When he had to cake on the heavy makeup to cover a sunburn ... a sunburn he'd gotten in the first place so as to appear tan?
This just shows how completely phony this guy is...he's pathetic.
"Man-tan" must be what we used to call "Fake-n-Bake".
Memo to Kerry -
Americans are not obsessed with John Kennedy nor John Kennedy Jr. Although the orange bronzer look may have been revolutionary in 1960 on a black and white TV, in 2004 it looks cancerous to those buying the tan fakery and hilarious to those that aren't buying it. Frankly, I think the next trend in politics will be the computer geek look. Please, no more ersatz Dean Martins. More unkept hair, pasty skin, v-neck sweaters and glasses.
PIC:
http://starbulletin.com/2001/08/09/features/story1.html#jump
"I'VE BEEN FAKING IT for years; not even my boyfriend knows it," says blonde-haired, blue-eyed Monica Squires, 28, of San Francisco, who is lying on a sky blue towel at Kaimana Beach in a one-piece swimsuit. And a long-sleeve T-shirt, wide-brim straw hat and dark glasses. All that's really uncovered are her legs, feet and hands, and the skin that's showing is the color of dark honey.
Does the legal assistant's professed "all-over tan" come from hours spent at a nude beach? A tanning salon? Dark genes? Wrong on all counts.
Squires' tan is a fake.
"Out of a bottle," she says, grinning.
Lurch gets a transfusion!
Im trying out my debate makeup ..dont wanna look like Nixon did after all....
I have always said "You can't tan away ugly".
*** BREAKING NEWS *** THIS JUST IN...
THURSDAY DEBATE AUDIENCE TOLD TO BRING SUNGLASSES.
I thought I heard this weekend that Kerry would glow in the debates. I guess this is the only way that that would happen. That waffle is now toast.
I knew he was in Vietnam.... I didn't know he WAS Agent Orange.
Ever since I saw Lurch yesterday, I have been trying to think of what his skin reminds me of and it came to me this morning. He looks mummified!!!!! Have any of you seen the mummys in a museum-Lurch's skin color. How can anyone pay attention to anything he says. Between the tongue flicking and his skin color..........
Did anyone notice that the article on Drudge has the wrong date (July 28th and not September 28th?)
ManWhore alert