Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine
I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"
Note to the Prince of Boston:
Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.
By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?
Whatta Putz!
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Note to the Prince of Boston:
Wonder how many more times this'll be posted today...
"My truth is that I am a Pumpko-American. Shamefully, I engaged in adult consensual affairs with a Jack O'Lantern, which violates my bonds of matrimony. It was wrong, it was foolish, and I'm still picking seeds out of my teeth."
It should be posted 100 times, the man is a joke.
Totally fake from the inside out.
Does anyone have a good image, or set of images, of Al Gore during that first debate in 2000? When he had to cake on the heavy makeup to cover a sunburn ... a sunburn he'd gotten in the first place so as to appear tan?
This just shows how completely phony this guy is...he's pathetic.
"Man-tan" must be what we used to call "Fake-n-Bake".
The next consultant hired by Kerry won't be Naomi Wolfe, it'll be George Hamilton.
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
Memo to Kerry -
Americans are not obsessed with John Kennedy nor John Kennedy Jr. Although the orange bronzer look may have been revolutionary in 1960 on a black and white TV, in 2004 it looks cancerous to those buying the tan fakery and hilarious to those that aren't buying it. Frankly, I think the next trend in politics will be the computer geek look. Please, no more ersatz Dean Martins. More unkept hair, pasty skin, v-neck sweaters and glasses.
PIC:
http://starbulletin.com/2001/08/09/features/story1.html#jump
"I'VE BEEN FAKING IT for years; not even my boyfriend knows it," says blonde-haired, blue-eyed Monica Squires, 28, of San Francisco, who is lying on a sky blue towel at Kaimana Beach in a one-piece swimsuit. And a long-sleeve T-shirt, wide-brim straw hat and dark glasses. All that's really uncovered are her legs, feet and hands, and the skin that's showing is the color of dark honey.
Does the legal assistant's professed "all-over tan" come from hours spent at a nude beach? A tanning salon? Dark genes? Wrong on all counts.
Squires' tan is a fake.
"Out of a bottle," she says, grinning.
Lurch gets a transfusion!
Im trying out my debate makeup ..dont wanna look like Nixon did after all....
"Oompa, Loompa, doopity, doo. I've got a another position on Iraq for you!"
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