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Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate

Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern


AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE





TOPICS: Front Page News; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: girlieman; houseboy; itistolaugh; keptman; kerry; kerryredfaced; manchuriancandidate; metrosexual; orange; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; spraytan; tookmantanpills; zombie
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To: RockinRight

LOL does that mean he'll "leaf" soon ?


121 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:29 AM PDT by cinives (On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
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To: babaloo
Maybe Michael Jackson can loan him one of his bottles of bleach.

This is not from a tanning bed...you don't get tanned overnight from a bed...it takes quite a few sessions....

122 posted on 09/28/2004 7:04:37 AM PDT by mystery-ak (Mr Kerry, how did we ever get along without you?)
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To: jern

Mommy, mommy, whats wrong with the guy on the TV? I thought Frankenstein's skin was green, not orange.


123 posted on 09/28/2004 7:05:44 AM PDT by killjoy (The sky is falling and I want my mommy.)
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To: jern

He's going after the orange growers in Wisconsin.


124 posted on 09/28/2004 7:05:49 AM PDT by sergeantdave (ATTENTION - Republicans vote Tuesday. Democrats on Wednesday.)
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To: babaloo

It won't work. This stuff makes a mess when you try to scrub it off. The only thing they can do is put makeup on him to hopefully lighten the glow.

However, with the bright lights under him on Thursday, the tanning cream might start to run.

I just wish Drudge would not have put this up on the site. Kerry might have time to wear off the silliness of this cream. If Drudge posted this on Wednesday after Kerry had already put more of it on, then it would be RREEAALLYYY ugly!


125 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:06 AM PDT by chris1 ("Make the other guy die for his country" - George S. Patton Jr.)
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To: zeaal
Eating too many carrots.

It can happen

126 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:19 AM PDT by CaptainK
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To: johnb838

I don't think it's a self-tanner. It looks like a chemical peel (to smooth out the wrinkles) with make-up on top. Your face turns red as a beet after a peel. Look for more botox injections prior to the first debate. Kerry, you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you...


127 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:23 AM PDT by GOBUSHCHENEYGO
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To: Quilla

The really great thing is the low-res TV makes it look worse.


128 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:29 AM PDT by js1138 (Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
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To: dead
The world's tallest oompa-loompa

ROTFLMAO! That is way too funny, lol :o)

129 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:35 AM PDT by tame (Are you willing to do for the truth what leftists are willing to do for a lie?)
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To: somerville

Quite the contrary. It's been in the high 70's during the day for most of September with little rain .


130 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:36 AM PDT by UB355
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To: cyncooper
screams

PHONY!

murka hates phonies...
131 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:36 AM PDT by epluribus_2
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To: jern

What's with the Yellow bracelet ??


132 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:37 AM PDT by devnull (This space reserved for book advertisements.)
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To: jern

E.D. Hill on Fox&Friends made a comment this morning about Kerry's 'new look'. She asked, 'Is that a new tan or a hideous make-up job.'


133 posted on 09/28/2004 7:06:57 AM PDT by TomGuy (His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
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To: jern

Orange Alert -- How funny!


134 posted on 09/28/2004 7:07:28 AM PDT by freeperfromnj
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To: cyncooper

I'm afraid I remember W coming out with some rather bright red lipstick last time during the debates. Fortunately, Algore looked so ridiculous that it was lost in the contrast, but I hope he doesn't do anything like that again (I don't think he will). I saw James Baker do that once too after the election - show up on TV with lipstick. He looked like an old transvestite queen.


135 posted on 09/28/2004 7:07:33 AM PDT by johnb838 (John F'n Kerry: Communist Dupe? Or Do-gooder Idiot? You make the call.)
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To: killjoy

136 posted on 09/28/2004 7:07:36 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Heinz-Kerry: "The common man doesn't look at me as some rich witch.")
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To: jern

Subtitle?

When botox goes bad!


137 posted on 09/28/2004 7:07:43 AM PDT by TomGuy (His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
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To: jern

This is nonsense. His hands are not even tanned. This is cheap cream he smeared on his face.


138 posted on 09/28/2004 7:07:43 AM PDT by chris1 ("Make the other guy die for his country" - George S. Patton Jr.)
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To: jern
JFK wants to be JFK ... Kennedy, in his televised debate with Nixon in the fall of 1960 was sporting a nice Florida tan. Nixon in contrast was sporting 5 o'clock shadow and no make up ... he looked pallid and perspired from the warmth of the lighting. It was no contest Kennedy had the debate cinched ... not on substance but appearance. The 'Rats have tried to work that angle in every debate since ... no substance just look good.
139 posted on 09/28/2004 7:08:01 AM PDT by BluH2o
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To: cyncooper

hey, remember how in debate #1 gore was mean and a know it all...and he got hammered for it....then in debate #2, he was mr. nice guy, constantly complimenting busy on how knowledgeable he was...of course he got hammered for that, also....i forget which he was for #3 but i'm sure his demeanor changed again just like his skin color and his suit.....how awful to not know who you are


140 posted on 09/28/2004 7:08:05 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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