Caption: So this Kerry walks into a bar . . .

Yahoo! News Photos | September 26, 2004

[Charles Henrickson]

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[willyboyishere]

A circus clown, a Rabbi, a cowboy, and John Kerry walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this,some kind of a joke?".

[SoCal_Republican]

Did anybody notice that Kerry looks like he has a yellow 'bar bracelet' on his left wrist - like you wear at nite clubs to show that you are 21? Nobody else seems to have one. Is he bar-hopping?

[meyer]

"Pardon me sailor, mind if I push in your stool?"

[hershey]

He can't act like a regular guy. It's all, Look at me, I'm the center of attention and don't you ever forget it! He's a user and a loser.

[PLK]

What's with the straw's in all the glasses?

Thats the cheap way to get loaded!

That is NOT beer. It's obviously ice water with a lemon or lime floating in it. His SS detail probably cased the joint and replaced any REAl alcoholic beverages so that the "natives" wouldn't do anything "stupid" during the photo op.
THAT IS NOT BEER!

[PLK]

Did anybody notice that Kerry looks like he has a yellow 'bar bracelet' on his left wrist - like you wear at nite clubs to show that you are 21? Nobody else seems to have one. Is he bar-hopping?

It's one of the Lance Armstrong fundraising bracelets for some charity. They are all the rage. My kids want one, but can't figure out where to find them. Anyone know?

[Conservative Infidel]

My thought exactly! What is that "guy" to his left drinking--beer mug with lemon, ice, straw, and nearly clear liquid. Certainly not something a real man would drink.

[grey_whiskers]

The last one, Kerry is obviously calling "Touchdown!"

I'm willing to bet there was a baseball game on at
"Lambert" field.

[meyer]

That is NOT beer. It's obviously ice water with a lemon or lime floating in it. His SS detail probably cased the joint and replaced any REAl alcoholic beverages so that the "natives" wouldn't do anything "stupid" during the photo op.

Heck, they probably are his SS detail. Who else would sit next to him in a bar?

[JrAsparagus]

I think you can find them by googling Lance Armstrong.

[Soul Seeker]

Good observation. Did he drink that beer? Was it even a beer? How do we even know these guys aren't on his campaign bus.

You would think being best buddies with Kennedy that Kerry would be more at ease in a bar setting. Nope.

He needs to stop trying to mimic G.W., it doesn't work for him.

[Dan from Michigan]

Same ole BS overacting on being a 'regular guy'.

I think he's drinking a wussy lite beer too.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry is still wearing his ride bracelet from Six Flags.

[Dan from Michigan]

Look how he holds the beer stein. That just ain't right.

I didn't even catch that. I hope he spilled it.

[HangThemHigh]

"Oh Please, don't let anyone tell this is lemonade"

Doesn't matter, he's not drinking it anyway (unlike the guy in the white t-shirt). His mug is full in every shot.

[Dan from Michigan]

Notice how in every picture the beer is full.

Yep.

[Dan from Michigan]

Maybe the union guys in Michigan are buying it, but, it's not selling in my house.

If the EPIC polls are dead on, Bush is polling 60% In Macomb county and kicking butt up North, so they aren't buying it either. Oakland County is though(sucker moms).

[Charles Henrickson]

"I mean, 'Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas,
uh, this thing should be a f***ing cakewalk. I mean,
I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams f***ing tank.
Just me and Charlie, man, eyeball to eyeball. . . .
That's f***in' combat. The man in the black pyjamas,
Dude. Worthy f***in' adversary."

[mississippi red-neck]

Post #4

Wait a minute! You're telling me this guy I've been buying for all day is BUCKHEAD!

Thanks again Buckhead. MRN

[D2]

So John Kerry walks up to the bar. Looking up at the frog on his head, the bartender says, "what's that?". The frog answers, "I don't know, it just started out as a growth on my ass."