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Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 25, 2004 (Photos)
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Posted on 09/25/2004 4:14:13 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate

I was afraid today was going to be a bust, since Kerry has no public appearances scheduled in order to prepare for the first debate. But Kerry comes through by re-enacting another Kennedy legend and playing touch football on the Esplanade in Boston. Even just walking down the street, he can't stop pointing. He still hasn't learned how to throw or catch.

38 days until the election. 39 more days of Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry walks from his house to the Esplanade for a game of touch football in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. The road sign behind Senator Kerry has been altered to read 'Reverse the Curse' in honor of the Boston Red Sox. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, waves as he walks down Charles Street to play a game of football on the Esplanade in Boston Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass, crosses Charles Street to play a game of football on the Esplanade in Boston Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, plays a game of football on the Esplanade in Boston Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry warms up before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry passes the ball before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry makes a catch as he warms up for a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts, September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry picks the teams for a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry picks the teams for a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) rushes the quarterback during a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) rushes the quarterback during a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (R) gets a pass away ahead of the rush from his brother Cam Kerry (L) during a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

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Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass, calls out a play to Karan Singhal, 11, of Boston as he plays a game of football on the Esplanade in Boston Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry talks over a play with eleven year-old Karan Singhal during a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: caption; captionkerry; captionthis; carckup; crackup; crackups; doofus; dork; kerry; kerrycrackup; kerrycrackups; whatadoofus; whatadork
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1 posted on 09/25/2004 4:14:13 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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To: BlessedAmerican; mylife; DietCoke; AmericanCheeseFood; flashbunny; Neets; GretchenM; Grani; ...

Crack-ups ping!


2 posted on 09/25/2004 4:15:01 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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To: itsnevertoolate

ewwwwwwwwww........

One day those choppers are going to fly out of his face.


3 posted on 09/25/2004 4:17:20 PM PDT by JesseJane ( “fake but accurate” ... it’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.” -- Lileks)
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To: itsnevertoolate

ROFLMAO! There are some classics today!


4 posted on 09/25/2004 4:17:40 PM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: itsnevertoolate

He does not look terrible in #4. He does need surgery to shorten that pointing finger.


5 posted on 09/25/2004 4:17:54 PM PDT by Bahbah (Proud member of the pajamahadeen)
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To: itsnevertoolate

Figures, I hear Kerry loves to touch other men.


6 posted on 09/25/2004 4:19:13 PM PDT by GLSchnJR (Justice was Served)
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To: Bahbah

Re picture number 5:

"Okay stand over there - no over there, no there...."


7 posted on 09/25/2004 4:19:56 PM PDT by geopyg (Peace..................through decisive and ultimate VICTORY. (Democracy, whiskey, sexy))
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To: JesseJane

Are you saying his teeth look fake? I was thinking that, too!


8 posted on 09/25/2004 4:20:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I do not participate in fads ... I FReep in a skirt and blouse!)
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To: itsnevertoolate

The altered Sign behind Kerry in the first photo says, what?
Reverse the Curse.
That is funny!


9 posted on 09/25/2004 4:21:14 PM PDT by FranApple (God Bless President G. W. Bush and Lord Help America to Unite in 2004, God Protect our Troops)
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To: itsnevertoolate

(sigh)


10 posted on 09/25/2004 4:22:51 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Sometimes these brain cells have a mind of their own.)
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To: EllaMinnow

Kerry: "Run out there like your running along the Mekong Delta, cut back toward Cambodia, don't look back, OK, VC, Go!

Boy: "This guy is whacked!"

11 posted on 09/25/2004 4:24:11 PM PDT by Bassfire (aim low boys they're riding Shetlands!)
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To: itsnevertoolate

Anybody know what that yellow thing on his wrist is?


12 posted on 09/25/2004 4:25:24 PM PDT by alnitak ("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
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To: alnitak

i think its a cancer bracelet, from lance armstrong's cancer fund. can anyone confirm this?


13 posted on 09/25/2004 4:27:20 PM PDT by KOZ. (i'm so bad i should be in detention)
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To: alnitak

It's a Lance Armstrong "Live Strong" bracelet.


14 posted on 09/25/2004 4:27:23 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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To: Bassfire

Don't forget to hide behind the hooch. That's where I'll hit you.......(deja vu)


15 posted on 09/25/2004 4:28:49 PM PDT by pipecorp ("never know where you're going till you get there." the philosopher Insectus Harem)
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To: itsnevertoolate


See that big guy over there? You better make me look good or else!

God bless our troops wherever they may be.

16 posted on 09/25/2004 4:29:48 PM PDT by JusticeTalion (Proud member of the Pajamahideen.)
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To: itsnevertoolate

Removes all doubt! Kerry's a big sissy!


17 posted on 09/25/2004 4:29:49 PM PDT by lonestar (Me, too!--Weinie)
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To: KOZ.; itsnevertoolate

Thanks. Seems like a good idea:

http://www.theviewnewspapers.com/article.asp?article=4092&paper=1&cat=184


18 posted on 09/25/2004 4:31:09 PM PDT by alnitak ("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
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To: itsnevertoolate

With his tongue flicks and his lack of coordination, He makes me think of a snake with arms and legs sewn on his reptilian body.
Also notice it wears a cancer bracelet but not a POW/MIA bracelet.


19 posted on 09/25/2004 4:31:09 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Rather calls Saddam "Mister President" and calls President Bush "bush")
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To: itsnevertoolate
Here's another one of the pass

 

 

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Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) passes the ball in front of cameras and reporters before a game of touch football on the Esplanade in Boston, Massachusetts September 25, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

20 posted on 09/25/2004 4:33:32 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate
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