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Posted on 09/23/2004 1:36:40 PM PDT by RedIvan

I have solid evidence that the source of Dan Rather's documents was actually a mysterious red-headed woman by the name of LUCY RICARDO.

She apparently has suspicious ties to a pre-Castro Cuban band leader.

Will post more as it becomes available.


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1 posted on 09/23/2004 1:36:40 PM PDT by RedIvan
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To: RedIvan

That's Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo.


2 posted on 09/23/2004 1:38:29 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: RedIvan
Lucy if this another one of your hair brained schemes!

aiyiyi!

3 posted on 09/23/2004 1:38:42 PM PDT by koolaidsmile ("Too weird to live, Too rare to die.")
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To: RedIvan

I hear his name is Cuban Pete, and he's the king of the Rhumba beat.


4 posted on 09/23/2004 1:38:44 PM PDT by Hank All-American (Free Men, Free Minds, Free Markets baby!)
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To: RedIvan

She just wants to be in the show.


5 posted on 09/23/2004 1:39:16 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Hank All-American

Chick-chicky-boom, Chick-chicky-boom, Chick-chicky-boom.


6 posted on 09/23/2004 1:39:41 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: RedIvan

Ethel Mertz was driving the getaway car.


7 posted on 09/23/2004 1:39:52 PM PDT by b4its2late (John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: Hank All-American

Chick-chicky-boom, Chick-chicky-boom, Chick-chicky-boom.


8 posted on 09/23/2004 1:40:03 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: RedIvan

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"


9 posted on 09/23/2004 1:41:04 PM PDT by Publius (Sleep nude; don't FReep nude.)
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To: RedIvan
We have a possible file photo ...


10 posted on 09/23/2004 1:41:05 PM PDT by alancarp (When does it cease to be "Freedom of the Press" and become outright SEDITION?)
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To: RedIvan

She got some 'splainin to do !


11 posted on 09/23/2004 1:41:45 PM PDT by Gaetano
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To: RedIvan

It wasn't Dan's fault. She wuzza vampin' him.


12 posted on 09/23/2004 1:41:57 PM PDT by koolaidsmile ("Too weird to live, Too rare to die.")
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To: RedIvan

Oh Luuuuuuuuccccy!


13 posted on 09/23/2004 1:42:04 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: The KG9 Kid

Come to think of it, if that's a rug on Burkett he sure does look like Fred Mertz ...


14 posted on 09/23/2004 1:42:18 PM PDT by Hank All-American (Free Men, Free Minds, Free Markets baby!)
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To: RedIvan

She's dead, Jim.


15 posted on 09/23/2004 1:42:21 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: RedIvan

That's just so ridi-q-las....ahh ahh ahh ahh


16 posted on 09/23/2004 1:42:31 PM PDT by marktuoni (Freepers, in their sleepers are getting to the truth.....)
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To: alancarp

But Rickkkky!....Danny promised he would put us in the show! WAAAAAAAA


17 posted on 09/23/2004 1:43:36 PM PDT by Amalie (FREEDOM had NEVER been another word for nothing left to lose...)
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To: RedIvan

I believe we had an agent, Fred Mertz, who was looking into this. Mertz succuessfully infiltrated the Ricardos apartment building and befriended the Ricardos. We thought that Ricardo would think something was up due to the twenty some year age gap, but Mertz tamped down suspicion by traveling extensivly on family vacations with the Ricardos.


18 posted on 09/23/2004 1:44:22 PM PDT by orangelobster
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To: RedIvan

Ayiyiyiyi! This is worse than when Luci and Ethel tore down the barbeque pit and tried to put it back together.


19 posted on 09/23/2004 1:46:26 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Dan Rather plans to spend the winter in Valley Forgery.-hflynn)
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To: orangelobster; Fred Mertz
Mertz,
what did you know and when did you know it?
20 posted on 09/23/2004 1:46:52 PM PDT by Moleman
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