Posted on 09/23/2004 9:45:23 AM PDT by KOZ.
Teresa Heinz-Kerry gave reporters an earful Thursday, telling a Wendy’s cook to “go to hell” in five different languages. During a campaign stop in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania, Heniz- Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, ordered a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger. Campaign aides say the burger was “soggy” and “lacked sufficient mayonnaise.”
Ms. Heinz-Kerry took two bites, threw the burger down on her tray, and “stormed up to the register” with “a look that could’ve burned a hole in the ozone layer.”
She immediately called out the cook, Casimir Budzinski, and proceeded to call him “very nasty words in English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Italian.”
This latest Teresa tirade comes less than two weeks after her speech at the Democratic National Convention in Boston, where she addressed confused onlookers in the aforementioned five languages.
“Ol’ Cas emigrated from Poland about a month ago, so it was all Greek to him,” said an anonymous Wendy’s spokesman. Mr. Budzinski apparently knows limited English: mainly the basic condiments and some rudimentary kitchen commands, including “Hurry the hell up...this friggin’ car’s been at the drive-thru window for ten minutes!”
The trip turned out to be a disaster for the Kerry/Edwards ticket. Mr. Kerry, who has a growing reputation as a flip-flopper, “took about a half-hour to decide whether or not he wanted mustard on his burger” and consequently “turned everybody behind him in line into Bush supporters,” Kerry campaign aides said.
bttt
This is satire, right? (The fact I have to ask the question speaks volumes)
obvious satire..
nick
I'm not so sure......
this is funny - Kerry's aides said it ? ROTFLMPO
Shouldn't satire be identifed in heading?
About the piece or about you? :)
it's just too good. Almost as good as when she greeted the "Franco Americans" in her convention speech.
This is one of the few times I actually feel sorry for McAullife and Carville.
Actually about Teresa. I could easily see her doing this based on her previous behavior. But you probably knew that.
It HAS to be satire - if Kerry ordered anything but Heinz ketchup on his burger, the Secret Service would have had to save his life.
y'all are right. it is satire, should've mentioned it in the heading. sorry about that:)
what would you do if teresa launched into a 5 language tirade against you?
If this is satire, you better label it. With this broad, it is hard to tell.
STOP IT NOW!!!! These two are the scum of earth and have brought it ALL upon themselves. They are largely responsible for changing the Dem party into what it is today. They are serpents and deserve NONE of your pity.
please post a ' (Satire) ' at the heading of this thread.
apologize for the confusion.
thanks.
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