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Why I want to date John Kerry
Chips (Student Newspaper of Luther College) ^
| 9/23/2004
| Emily Holley
Posted on 09/23/2004 7:57:31 AM PDT by Area Freeper
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To: Area Freeper
That's a brilliant satire of the typical knob-headed Kerry supporter.
It was satire, right?
To: Area Freeper
Oh, you've GOTTA be kidding...
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posted on
09/23/2004 7:58:52 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(I'm 100% correct. I have documents that say so.)
To: Area Freeper
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Wow.
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posted on
09/23/2004 7:59:27 AM PDT
by
Shryke
(Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
To: Area Freeper
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posted on
09/23/2004 7:59:27 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Free Martha Mitchell......... and Jail Teraaaaaayza - let them run around naked, at least the kids)
To: Area Freeper
That makes me want to vomit.
Are people really that dumb?
To: Area Freeper
Every Geek Every Girl Has Ever Dreamed Of Marrying. That's it in a nutshell.
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:00:30 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Area Freeper
Dear Emily,
What's your net worth? Also, are you in the habit of telling people to "shove it"?
Interested,
John
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:00:33 AM PDT
by
conservonator
(Blank by popular demand)
To: Area Freeper
Sounds like a wonderful fantasy, doesn’t it?
Except for the part where you have to sleep with the guy.
Yikes.
And are you sure you are rich enough to afford a John Kerry? Teresa Heinz only barely manages and she's a ga-zillionaire.
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:00:43 AM PDT
by
Asclepius
(protectionists would outsource our dignity and prosperity in return for illusory job security)
To: Area Freeper
Anything in there about defending the nation...?
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:00:48 AM PDT
by
THX 1138
To: Area Freeper
I can only imagine what this chick looks like. ......and it's not a pleasant thought this early in the morn'.
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:00:52 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Area Freeper
What, no Barf Alert? Or is this a joke?!
g
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:01:24 AM PDT
by
Geezerette
(... but young at heart!-)
To: Area Freeper
Look what happened the last time Kerry dated!
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:01:32 AM PDT
by
The Hammer
(Don't put the hammer down!)
To: Area Freeper
He drives SUVs, not hydrogen-powered cars.
But it's a spoof, right ?
To: Area Freeper
Is this from Scrapple face or the onion?
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:01:39 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Rather calls Saddam "Mister President" and calls President Bush "bush")
To: Area Freeper
... we would be able to vacation with our children in Yellowstone National Park. We could take them camping and fishing."
That is the only thing the writer got right about John Kerry. What is it about those dems and taking off on vacation every day.
To: Area Freeper
Thanks to your ban on oil drilling in the national parks and forests, we would be able to vacation with our children in Yellowstone National Park. Ummm, drilling for oil was gonna occur in the northeast corner of Alaska. Not sure the last time anyone took their children for a vacation there.
To: Area Freeper
"Thanks to your ban on oil drilling in the national parks and forests, we would be able to vacation with our children in Yellowstone National Park." I've been to Yellowstone a couple of times and have never seen any oil drilling.
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posted on
09/23/2004 8:03:42 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: Area Freeper
Emily, babe, all you have to do to win the heart of John F'n Kerry is become a really, really, really rich widow. Get back to me once you've done that, as I might then be available if he isn't.
To: Area Freeper
I'm guessing the source for this, CHIPS, is the Center for Highly Intensive Psychiatric Services?
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