Posted on 09/23/2004 7:57:31 AM PDT by Area Freeper
John Kerry, you are my dream man. You have experience both at home and abroad, and I want a man with actual experience. Some people say you’re just a smooth talker, but I know you mean what you say.
With all of your years of public service, I am certain that you would show the same commitment to me as you have to our country.
John Kerry, if you and I were ever to have children, I know that your policies would fully fund their education. From after school programs to their college tuition, your plans would ensure that a good education is more important than the cost of one.
As parents, we would not have to worry about our children gaining possession of assault weapons because you would have banned them. You would teach our children that even though it is a constitutional right to own a gun, with that right comes tremendous responsibility. Your support of laws that hold gun owners accountable will keep our children safe.
Our children will get sick from time to time, but with your health care plan they will be well taken care of when they fall off their bikes or catch a cold from the kid sitting next to them who keeps sneezing on them.
When our children reach the age where our medical insurance no longer covers them, they will not have to worry because your plan for health care will still take care of them.
You would not only care for our children’s minds and health, but you would encourage an appreciation for nature as well. Your love for the natural world, which you have always fought to protect, would serve as a model for them.
Your support and funding for scientific research to find alternative sources of fuel and other ways to improve the environment would ensure that our children would be able to enjoy nature for years to come.
Thanks to your ban on oil drilling in the national parks and forests, we would be able to vacation with our children in Yellowstone National Park. We could take them camping and fishing. We could also hike and look for wildlife.
Then, John Kerry, when the vacation was all over, we would drive off into the sunset in our hydrogen-powered car.
Sounds like a wonderful fantasy, doesn’t it? I suppose that the idea of you and I is a little unrealistic. I can deal with that because if I cannot have you all to myself, the least I can do is vote for you and share you with the rest of the country.
That's a brilliant satire of the typical knob-headed Kerry supporter.
It was satire, right?
Oh, you've GOTTA be kidding...
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Wow.
What?
That makes me want to vomit.
Are people really that dumb?
Every Geek Every Girl Has Ever Dreamed Of Marrying. That's it in a nutshell.
What's your net worth? Also, are you in the habit of telling people to "shove it"?
Interested,
John
Sounds like a wonderful fantasy, doesn’t it?Except for the part where you have to sleep with the guy.
Anything in there about defending the nation...?
I can only imagine what this chick looks like. ......and it's not a pleasant thought this early in the morn'.
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Look what happened the last time Kerry dated!
He drives SUVs, not hydrogen-powered cars.
But it's a spoof, right ?
... we would be able to vacation with our children in Yellowstone National Park. We could take them camping and fishing."
Ummm, drilling for oil was gonna occur in the northeast corner of Alaska. Not sure the last time anyone took their children for a vacation there.
I've been to Yellowstone a couple of times and have never seen any oil drilling.
Emily, babe, all you have to do to win the heart of John F'n Kerry is become a really, really, really rich widow. Get back to me once you've done that, as I might then be available if he isn't.
I'm guessing the source for this, CHIPS, is the Center for Highly Intensive Psychiatric Services?
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