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Why has John Kerry lost his voice?
sonofatpatcher2 ^
| 9-22-2004
| sonfoatpatcher2
Posted on 09/22/2004 9:44:22 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2
CBS reports eFing has a cold and has lost his voice. Yet, with CBS's track record, inquiring minds want to know what the real reason is...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: campaign; cbs; dan; efing; fing; john; kerry; lockhart; mapes; mary; memogate; memos; political; rather; rathergate; teresa; toon; voice
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To: sonofatpatcher2
He's been singing the blues too much.
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posted on
09/22/2004 10:05:21 PM PDT
by
hollywood
(Stay on topic, please.)
To: sonofatpatcher2
The same reason bill clinton lost his while campaigning. He just can't STFU because he loves to hear himself talk.
To: sonofatpatcher2
He hasn't lost his voice. He got it back. Thurston Howe III wanted his back, so Kerry got stuck with his original worn out sick sounding one.
43
posted on
09/22/2004 10:07:26 PM PDT
by
Blogger
To: sonofatpatcher2
He has flip flops lodged in his throat!
44
posted on
09/22/2004 10:08:06 PM PDT
by
blondee123
(Proud Member of the Pajama Blogger Brigade (FR))
To: hollywood
Ch 13 Orlando News Poll on 1-4 Corridor Poll shows Kerry Votes at 38%. President Bush at 51%. He is losing his voice crying at night.
To: Deb
we should all be demanding that he release his RECENT medical records - he had an operation for cancer only 20 months ago, and has never released info since!
46
posted on
09/22/2004 10:10:02 PM PDT
by
bitt
("I'm Mad as Zell, and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore." (CongressmanBillybob))
To: sonofatpatcher2
John Kerry lost his voice because...
September 30th is the first debate and he has practiced debating (with himself, I guess) so much he "lost it."
47
posted on
09/22/2004 10:10:40 PM PDT
by
exhaustedmomma
(Snooker :::snicker:::)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Awesome sKerry pic! He's actually looking good.
To: All
49
posted on
09/22/2004 10:11:43 PM PDT
by
blondee123
(Proud Member of the Pajama Blogger Brigade (FR))
To: Keith in Iowa
that's even better. God doesn't want to here J F'n Kerry speak. I like that.
To: sonofatpatcher2
thanks! I'll try it...tomorrow!
51
posted on
09/22/2004 10:12:11 PM PDT
by
bitt
("I'm Mad as Zell, and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore." (CongressmanBillybob))
To: sonofatpatcher2
Nah, he just needed another Botox treatment before the debates.
52
posted on
09/22/2004 10:14:35 PM PDT
by
McGavin999
(If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
To: sonofatpatcher2
53
posted on
09/22/2004 10:14:38 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: sonofatpatcher2
John (Fruitcake) Kerry's voice failed right after trying to get an endorcement from Barney Frank.
54
posted on
09/22/2004 10:14:55 PM PDT
by
A6M3
To: sonofatpatcher2
Kerry losing his voice should boost CBS's ratings. They will be the only one airing quotes by John Kerry, live.
To: counterpunch
LOL! That is the best yet.
56
posted on
09/22/2004 10:16:44 PM PDT
by
no dems
(Saddam Hussein, himself, was a Weapon of Mass Destruction.)
To: taxesareforever
Wait til you hear his campaign stops via Dicta-Phone. TM BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
57
posted on
09/22/2004 10:17:06 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: sonofatpatcher2
I lost my voice before I found it and I realized I lost it again.
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posted on
09/22/2004 10:18:14 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: counterpunch; son-of-a-tpatcher; Boazo
59
posted on
09/22/2004 10:18:20 PM PDT
by
PhilDragoo
(Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
To: bitt
Good point. Also, he may be having a chronic reaction to that rice lodged in his ass.
60
posted on
09/22/2004 10:18:53 PM PDT
by
Deb
(A Democrat Stole My Sweater!!!)
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