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Why has John Kerry lost his voice?
sonofatpatcher2 ^ | 9-22-2004 | sonfoatpatcher2

Posted on 09/22/2004 9:44:22 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2

CBS reports eFing has a cold and has lost his voice. Yet, with CBS's track record, inquiring minds want to know what the real reason is...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: campaign; cbs; dan; efing; fing; john; kerry; lockhart; mapes; mary; memogate; memos; political; rather; rathergate; teresa; toon; voice
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To: sonofatpatcher2

He's been singing the blues too much.


41 posted on 09/22/2004 10:05:21 PM PDT by hollywood (Stay on topic, please.)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

The same reason bill clinton lost his while campaigning. He just can't STFU because he loves to hear himself talk.


42 posted on 09/22/2004 10:06:22 PM PDT by Razz Barry
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To: sonofatpatcher2

He hasn't lost his voice. He got it back. Thurston Howe III wanted his back, so Kerry got stuck with his original worn out sick sounding one.


43 posted on 09/22/2004 10:07:26 PM PDT by Blogger
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To: sonofatpatcher2

He has flip flops lodged in his throat!


44 posted on 09/22/2004 10:08:06 PM PDT by blondee123 (Proud Member of the Pajama Blogger Brigade (FR))
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To: hollywood

Ch 13 Orlando News Poll on 1-4 Corridor Poll shows Kerry Votes at 38%. President Bush at 51%. He is losing his voice crying at night.


45 posted on 09/22/2004 10:08:30 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather
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To: Deb

we should all be demanding that he release his RECENT medical records - he had an operation for cancer only 20 months ago, and has never released info since!


46 posted on 09/22/2004 10:10:02 PM PDT by bitt ("I'm Mad as Zell, and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore." (CongressmanBillybob))
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To: sonofatpatcher2
John Kerry lost his voice because...

September 30th is the first debate and he has practiced debating (with himself, I guess) so much he "lost it."

47 posted on 09/22/2004 10:10:40 PM PDT by exhaustedmomma (Snooker :::snicker:::)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Awesome sKerry pic! He's actually looking good.


48 posted on 09/22/2004 10:11:24 PM PDT by ottothedog
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49 posted on 09/22/2004 10:11:43 PM PDT by blondee123 (Proud Member of the Pajama Blogger Brigade (FR))
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To: Keith in Iowa

that's even better. God doesn't want to here J F'n Kerry speak. I like that.


50 posted on 09/22/2004 10:11:48 PM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: sonofatpatcher2

thanks! I'll try it...tomorrow!


51 posted on 09/22/2004 10:12:11 PM PDT by bitt ("I'm Mad as Zell, and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore." (CongressmanBillybob))
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Nah, he just needed another Botox treatment before the debates.


52 posted on 09/22/2004 10:14:35 PM PDT by McGavin999 (If Kerry can't deal with the "Republican Attack Machine" how is he going to deal with Al Qaeda)
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53 posted on 09/22/2004 10:14:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

John (Fruitcake) Kerry's voice failed right after trying to get an endorcement from Barney Frank.


54 posted on 09/22/2004 10:14:55 PM PDT by A6M3
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Kerry losing his voice should boost CBS's ratings. They will be the only one airing quotes by John Kerry, live.


55 posted on 09/22/2004 10:15:17 PM PDT by taxesareforever
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To: counterpunch

LOL! That is the best yet.


56 posted on 09/22/2004 10:16:44 PM PDT by no dems (Saddam Hussein, himself, was a Weapon of Mass Destruction.)
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To: taxesareforever

Wait til you hear his campaign stops via Dicta-Phone. TM BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


57 posted on 09/22/2004 10:17:06 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

I lost my voice before I found it and I realized I lost it again.


58 posted on 09/22/2004 10:18:14 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: counterpunch; son-of-a-tpatcher; Boazo

59 posted on 09/22/2004 10:18:20 PM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: bitt

Good point. Also, he may be having a chronic reaction to that rice lodged in his ass.


60 posted on 09/22/2004 10:18:53 PM PDT by Deb (A Democrat Stole My Sweater!!!)
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