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Top 10: Signs Kerry has already lost the election
GOP and the City ^ | 9/21/2004 | GOP and the City

Posted on 09/22/2004 7:20:07 AM PDT by GOP and the City

Top 10 Signs Kerry has already lost the election
10. Hillary sends email asking for donation to Hillary-2008
9. Gore keeps calling and giving concession speech advice
8. Edwards goes back to work in the Senate
7. Dan Rather calls to ask what he can do
6. Michael Moore calls him "a lousy candidate"
5. Mike Dukakis sends a "Welcome To The Club" FTD basket
4. No more Letterman, has to settle with a spot on Tony Danza's show
3. Is told to "shove it" by Teresa
2. Awarded 4th purple heart by Federal Election Committee

And the #1 sign it is over for John Kerry...
1. Even the hamster will not look him in the eye


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004election; bush; danrather; gop; hamster; hillary2008; kerry; kerryisaloser; loser; top10; topten
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1 posted on 09/22/2004 7:20:08 AM PDT by GOP and the City
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To: GOP and the City
Is told to "shove it" by Teresa

LOL..that's my #1.

It's actually gonna happen, a couple of months after Nov 3.

2 posted on 09/22/2004 7:22:29 AM PDT by evad (You cannot proceed to a correct conclusion based on a false premise.)
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To: GOP and the City

"4. No more Letterman, has to settle with a spot on Tony Danza's show"


OUCH! Thats pretty cold.


3 posted on 09/22/2004 7:23:08 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: evad

I saw him shoving her at the podium recently. She looked like she was being pawed by spiders.


4 posted on 09/22/2004 7:24:31 AM PDT by js1138 (Speedy architect of perfect labyrinths.)
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To: GOP and the City
1. Even the hamster will not look him in the eye

Kerry is shunned by Richard Gere's gerbil.

5 posted on 09/22/2004 7:26:21 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: evad

I agree Terraaazzzaa is going to dump him. you can just see it.
Have you ever seen them even touch each other much less kiss or hug?

I think the Heniouz woman was more surprised that anyone that Kerry is a fake dufus and a poseur.

and as we all know, she's got a temper.


6 posted on 09/22/2004 7:26:35 AM PDT by LuckyHat (Kerry burned down my village...and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.)
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To: GOP and the City
Too funny! Good job!


7 posted on 09/22/2004 7:27:08 AM PDT by theophilusscribe (Other than that unfortunate incident with the hamster, Kerry has done nothing "heroic" in decades.)
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To: LuckyHat
I think the Heniouz woman was more surprised that anyone that Kerry is a fake dufus and a poseur.

Wonder if she'll do another about-face and attempt to hook up with a GOP politician next time around?

8 posted on 09/22/2004 7:29:16 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: theophilusscribe
Hey, we may just see a repeat of that picture come the night of November 2nd!
9 posted on 09/22/2004 7:29:32 AM PDT by RayChuang88
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To: evad

bttt


10 posted on 09/22/2004 7:29:55 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: RayChuang88

i hope so though i read that Kerry is starting to gain ground in places
did not make me a happy camper this morning


11 posted on 09/22/2004 7:30:48 AM PDT by DM1
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To: RayChuang88

We need to send CNN a second trash can, so Begala can wear one too! :o)


12 posted on 09/22/2004 7:31:24 AM PDT by theophilusscribe (Other than that unfortunate incident with the hamster, Kerry has done nothing "heroic" in decades.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

From what I heard on FOX this morning, I understand #6 is absolutely true...


13 posted on 09/22/2004 7:31:56 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

very good point! LOL!

i think she has had enough. she'll return to South Africa to live in a giant mansion with no mirrors smoking cigaretts on long holders, yelling at the servants, Greta Garbo style.. :o)


14 posted on 09/22/2004 7:33:41 AM PDT by LuckyHat (Kerry burned down my village...and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.)
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To: theophilusscribe

On Nov 2nd, I just want to see Terry McAullife try spin yet another loss for the Dems.


15 posted on 09/22/2004 7:33:59 AM PDT by GOP and the City
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To: ConservativeMan55

I just saw an interview with Ray Flynn the former mayor of Boston and Ambassador to the Vatican on FOX. He was on with a Republican guy whose mname escapes me now. Flynn said he spent yesterday at a hospital waiting for his daughter to give birth and the talk of the waiting room was our national security-who can best defend America. He did not mention John Kerry. The Republican guy said that Flynn's comments show why Bush should be re-elected. They went back to Flynn and he just reiterated his earlier comments. He did not endorse GWB but he might as well have.


16 posted on 09/22/2004 7:35:54 AM PDT by babaloo
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To: DM1

Huh?
Kerry is losing Gore states! Do not let your heart be troubled!

RealClearPolitics National Averages:
3-Way Bush 48.5, Kerry 42.8, Nader 1.8
» 3-Way Spread: Bush +5.7
Head-to-Head Bush 49.2, Kerry 43.5
Head-to-Head Spread: Bush +5.7
Bush JA: 51.8 Approve/44.8 Disapprove
Electoral Count: Bush 284 - Kerry 200

BD/TIPP: Bush 45, Kerry 42, Nader 2
Battleground:Bush 49, Kerry 45, Nader 1
Zogby: Bush 46, Kerry 43, Nader 1
CBS/NYT: Bush 50, Kerry 41, Nader 3
Gallup: Bush 54, Kerry 40, Nader 3
Rasmussen (9/21): Bush 48, Kerry 46


17 posted on 09/22/2004 7:36:56 AM PDT by theophilusscribe (Other than that unfortunate incident with the hamster, Kerry has done nothing "heroic" in decades.)
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To: GOP and the City
Rush Limbaugh said for something to be truly funny, there has to be an element of Truth in it. There is, and this is truly hilarious.

Thanks for sharing.
18 posted on 09/22/2004 7:38:15 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: GOP and the City

8. Edwards goes back to work in the Senate

How can you go back to where you never showed up in the first place?


19 posted on 09/22/2004 7:39:39 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: GOP and the City
# 11......Judy Woof-Woof is back to using Hunt's catsup on her veggie burgers.

Leni

20 posted on 09/22/2004 7:41:24 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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