So seriously, who is Lucy Ramirez?

9/21/04 | Me

[swilhelm73]

Alright, so Burkett claims he got the documents from Lucy Ramirez. So who is she?

Here is the most likely candidate I can find via googling, though not very likely;

http://www.tachc.org/About/Membership/Member_Directory/NCV.asp

Director of Nuestra Clinica del Valle in Pharr TX.

[mylife]

http://www.tachc.org/About/Membership/Member_Directory/NCV.asp

[Rockingham]

Burkett is a brain-damaged malcontent in chronic ill health who is an admitted liar and a forger or a dupe. Lucy Ramirez either does not exist or is an assumed name for a Democratic partisan or political operative who conned Burkett, an easy mark due to his venom for Bush and gullibility. For his own sake, Burkett is going to have to come clean.

[piperpilot]

Fugly!

[Doc Savage]

AP Washington. The National Park Police Chief, Craig Livingstone, announced the discovery of the bodies of Bill Burkitt, Dan Rather, Ben Barnes, Joe Lockhart, Mary Mapes, and Andrew Hayward in Fort Marcy Park shortly afternoon today.

Chief Livingstone indicated that Hillary Clinton was not in Washington at the time.

[RtWngr]

Interesting - I found the same person in my research. In order to verify her identity, I signed up for her $29.95/mo live web cam and chat service. After an extensive interview that lasted for several hours, I fell asleep.

[Aquinasfan]

This year's Art van de Lay.

LOL! Touche.

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

I cant find anything about her except that yahoo people search lists I think 19 different Lucy Ramirez's in Texas. Most of them live in the Houston area.

[Aquinasfan]

sounds like an anagram

Lucy Ramirez = Mr. Mojo Risin'

[TexasCajun]

Did Dan Rather have a son who had a sex change operation?

[WayneM]

She is a Democrat and is either an official in the Kerry campaign or was part of the Clinton administration.

[Aquinasfan]

The wallpaper in the bathroom in the home that I grew up in had black wallpaper with Carmen Mirandas all over it.

It's not that my dad liked Carmen Miranda, it was just that he was too cheap to buy new wallpaper. 8-)

[Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok]

I think you're right "Lucy Ramirez" is probably John Kerry's name when he's in drag and sporting a cheap wig. Or at least thats what a lill hamster told me.

[TexasCajun]

From USA Today:

After he received the documents in Houston, Burkett said, he drove home, stopping on the way at a Kinko's shop in Waco to copy the six memos. In the parking lot outside, he said, he burned the ones he had been given and the envelope they were in. Ramirez was worried about leaving forensic evidence on them that might lead back to her, Burkett said, acknowledging that the story sounded fantastic. "This is going to sound like some damn sci-fi movie," he said.

[IamConservative]

The pic in post 34 is what I call coyote ugly. You wake up beside that you are going to chew your arm off just to make sure she doesn't wake up before you can escape.

Lucy Ramirez I would suspect is a hoax to protect Burkett from forgery charges.

[LiveFreeOrDie2001]

Call CBS at 212-975-3691 and ask !

[governsleastgovernsbest]

If I wanted to get people out of the bathroom quickly, I'd paper it with pictures of Hillary.

Oh, and by the way, since my earlier post, police have identified another possible suspect in the Lucy Ramirez case:

[4everontheRight]

Man! I would not want to be some woman living in TX named Lucy Ramirez...poor thing. Can you imagine? More then likely, Burkett has lied again. Why should we believe him now?

[davetex]

No more soup for you!

[dennisw]

 

Her identity has been narrowed down to two suspects

 

 

[FarmerW]

Not to confuse real life and the movies, but the first thing I thought when I heard the name Lucy Ramirez is, if I were her I would feel like Sara Conner about now.