Posted on 09/20/2004 12:35:57 PM PDT by petercooper
"Fuhgetaboutit!"
How big are the lies I tell? THIS big!
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
"I'm running for WHAT!?!?!?"
"Pick an answer...any answer you want."
It's really unfair to Mr.Stan Laurel to have people compare him to sKerry. Stan Laurel was smart enough to act the way he did to achieve greatness as a comic. sKerry is just plain that stupid naturally, and not smart enough to even act like he's smart. He just trys to tell people he is though. The truly sad part is there are stupid people that believe he is smart.
He is well balanced...
He fears no obstacle..
He shows power in style....
He is manly....
He is racially sensitive....
He is intimidated by steelworkers, as we all are.
He steps on the US flag while speaking about why he loves the flag...
He is reporting for Duty!
He gets soccer balls stuck to his forehead from the botox leaking out.......
Oh yes, and he is reporting for duty
And he`s afraid of getting hit in the face by footballs
And he knows how to cut in line and step over ropes for a photo op...
And he can imitate a monkey....
So here he comes...
THE BIGGEST FREGGIN` DORK TO EVER RUN FOR PRESDIENT!
JOHN `EFFEN KERRY!!
"Mama! Wawa! Goo goo! Mama! Wawa!"
Phockiffino!!!
"Whadda I know!" is the senator's reponse when questioned why he was a no-show during the US Senate session.
"I don't know where Buffalo Bob went."
"After I snookered - er, um, married - my wife, Mrs. Heinz, my bank account grew thiiiiiis big!"
too funny. but you forgot the long skinny finger piccie.
that one is sort of a modern classic
ROTFLOL!! That is so funny! :)
My thoughts exactly! LOL
Everybody told me, "God, if you're coming to Canonsburg, you've got to find time to go to Toy's, and he'll take care of you." [Toy's is a local restaurant.] I understand it's my kind of place, because you don't have to--you know, when they give you the menu, I'm always struggling: "Ah, what do you want?" He just gives you what he's got, right? And you don't have to worry, it's whatever he's cooked up that day. And I think that's the way it ought to work, for confused people like me who can't make up our minds.Hmmm...hamburger? Or a cheeseburger? I can't make up my mind.
that's great!
Fantastic Photo Montage of the Manly Mr Kerry...
now all we need is that photo of Kerry rolling the ball to home plate at Fenway Park...
and the classic "which way is the wind blowing" WINDSURFING PHOTO...
But nothing.... NOTHING... makes me laugh harder than Kerry in a bunny suit with the pancake on its head.
PRICELESS
John Kerry: "You know what I was telling you all about Vietnam, well it was a lie about this big!"
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