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"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHA...MUD (06/12/2003)

"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Olde as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD (12/20/2002)

"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")

Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!

Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...

RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!

Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!

Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!

(Git there...)

Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!

Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!

FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!

RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!

FReegards...MUD (06/14/2004)

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Mudboy Slim (01/25/2003)

"RichBoy Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory")

RATS say that RichBoy Kerry was predestined to hold Power...
With political connections...a wife whose wealth astounds!!
Massachussetts Senator...Ol' Teddy's bastard child...
Kerry's everything the Left could want: Commie, Fake, and Vile!!

But Right works 'gainst this "destiny"...
'Cuz Left LOATHES the life I'm living...
DemRATS curse our Liberty!!
Folks, I wish that Right would be...
Oh, I wish that Right could be...
Folks, I wish that Right would be...Reagan-worthy!!

Left's Medyuh loves John Kerry 'cuz he'll make Big Guv'ment grow!!
RichBoy Kerry lied 'bout Viet Nam...RichBoy Kerry is Slick's 'HO'!!
Folks, the DemocRATic Party's givin' orgies on his yacht! (LOL!!)
RichBoy surely must beat Dubyuh with Left's Medyuh up his butt!!

But Right...we LOATHE Guv'ment Tyranny!!
And we curse the lies Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Oh, I wish that Right would be...
Yes, I know that Right can be...
Folks, I know that Right shall be...Reagan-worthy!!

Kerry believes in Tyranny...thinks sheeple need a King!
We should be grateful to pay higher tax...then say, "Thank you very much!!"
So RATS cried on 9 November...when the evening headlines read:
"RichBoy Kerry lost HUGE last night"...RATS learned that Liberalism's DEAD!!

'Cuz Right...Right whupped RichBoy John Kerry!!
And we cursed the LIES Left's spinning...
And RATS' Moral Poverty!!
Folks, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Yes, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh, I wish we'd RE-IMPEACH...SlickBoy Willie!!

Mudboy Slim (06/30/2004)

"Life Uncommon"
(To be sung to Jewel's "life uncommon")

Don't worry Grandma...it'll be alright...
And don't worry brothers, say your prayers and sleep tight!!
It'll be fine, sweet wife of mine...MUD'll be just fine!

Lend your voices only to sounds of FReedom!!!
No longer bend Right's strength fer that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And you shall learn the Right's not Monsters.

We've heard Left's anguish...
I've heard Left's hearts cry out!!
Right is tired, we are weary, but we aren't worn out!!!!
Set down your chains, until only Faith remains...
Set down Left's chains!!

And lend your voices only to Songs of FReedom...
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...
And We Shall Build a World of Honor!!

There are plenty of Sheeple who pray for peace...
But if praying were enough our dreams wouldda come to be.
Let your words enslave no one and the heavens will hush themselves...
To hear our voices ring out clear...with Songs of FReedom...Songs of FReedom!!

Come on, you Lurkin' FReepers...join in and come play!!
There is a Good Army coming and we are armed with Faith...
To live, we must give...to live!!

And lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall lead...
Lend our voices only to Songs of FReedom!!
No longer lend our strength to that which we wish to be FRee from...
Fill your lives with Truth and Bravery...and Right shall Prove that we got Honor!!

FReegards...MUD (09/25/2001)

"Clementine"
A FReep song for the kiddies!

An Arkansan, in the White House,
Working for the Chi-Commies.
Lived a traitor, fornicator,
And his horrid Hilda-beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Lincoln bedroom was a sellout,
And the guests were from the East.
Coffin boxes, full o’ corpses,
Scandals worked for Hilda-Beast

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Drove her Ratlings to Whitewater,
Now they all have done some time.
Put a bullet into Foster,
Fell into the foaming Slime.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Susan’s lips upon the Bent One,
Blowing Hubble’s Charlie Tree.
But alas, they wouldn’t speak out,
Still they got some jail to see.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Then the Liar, fornicator,
Soon began to speak and whine.
Thought we oughta go to Bosnia,
Now he’s with his Valentine.

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slick is out and gone forever,
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

There are graveyards in the south now,
Where the Friends of Bill are laid.
There grow Roses ‘mongst McDougal,
Prison was the price he paid

Oh, the horrid, oh, the horrid
Oh the Horrid Hilda-Beast!
Slicks in jail now, gone forever
Dreadful horrid, Hilda-Beast

Now you Rats should learn the moral,
Of this little tale of Sleaze.
Shredding all the Constitution,
Will not save your Hilda-beast!

FReeped By FBD (3/02/03)

"W's Promise!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "The Promise")

Sultan's workin' fer Victory...the BigMan works downtown...
CM works in a rock and roll band,
Lookin' for that diff'rence-makin' sound!!
We've gotta li'l job up in DeeCeeTown...
We're Right, THAT I know!!
Some nights, I FReep with Black's judges...some nights, I write songs...
We'll follow our dreams just like those RATS do way up on TeeVee!!
We'll Whup RATS' Challengers 'til Left's Benign...Screw the Sosh'lists' and DemonRATS' FReaks!!
Lib'rals' Promise's been broken...DemRATS ain't gonna git MUD's Dreams!!

Folks, we won't haveta challenge Left by ourselves...
Righteous folks got somethin' that we'll embolden!!
I lived a secret...I should'a kept to myself!!
But I got drunk one night and I smoked it...
All our lives, WE Fight Fer Right...
The Fight that Mankind must ALWAYS Win!!
Every day, it just seems hard to believe...
The LIES RATS're believing in!!
Lib'rals're DO-O-OLTS!!! Yo, FReepers, you are so Right!!
Clinton's a HO-O-O!! SlickWillie's Lyin' and Slick Righteous Shall Smite!!

Right won big once off the Normandy coast...
But somehow FRench fergot our loss!!
It's TIME Right fights like we wuz makin' up fer broken spirits...
Of all the liberties we've lost!!
Lib'rals' promise's been broken...RATS Defend TREASON!!
BigGuv'ment steals something from down in your soul!!
Fight when the TRUTH is spoken and the RATS say, "NO JUSTICE!!
Something in OUR Heart Grows Bold!!
We'll Defend the FRee from the Sosh'list RATS...
WHUP the HollyWeirdo Stars!!
'Cuz when the LeftWing hath Broken...We'll Defend Our Righteous Home!!
FReepin' Fer the Soldiers Who'll Liberate Iraq!!
Lib'rals are DO-O-OLTS!!...for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tires rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, Billy and me we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all and throw it all away

Mudboy Slim (03/19/2003)

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD (02/23/2004)