Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"

The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Welcome to the Black threads, ABC...please tell me, what have folks been giving you a hard time about?!

NavyBratUgly FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...have you heard of any fund-raisers fer Cong. Eric Cantor this fall...we need to go visit and remind him to start reining in Federal Spending like he should be doing as Majority Whip. I'd like to see him working closely with Tom Delay and using his influence as Whip to help force the House further to the Right on legislation it forwards to the Senate/Dubyuh!!

Eric likes us...he'll heed our words...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[ForGod'sSake]

I think I'll put Mapes in an outfit too so they could maybe flank F'n at a podium or somethin...

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

Perfect...the Mapes' chick's mug is getting a lot of airtime lately...MUD

[dalebert]

bump

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks fer the new song, Meekie...are you the Artiste?

I love it, too. Credit for that great song goes to TheGrimReaper! :^D

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Media Research Center:
Dan Rather on Bill Clinton:
"I think he’s an honest man."

   O’Reilly: "I want to ask you flat out, do you think President Clinton’s an honest man?"
    Rather: "Yes, I think he’s an honest man."
    O’Reilly: "Do you, really?"
    Rather: "I do."
    O’Reilly: "Even though he lied to Jim Lehrer’s face about the Lewinsky case?"
    Rather: "Who among us has not lied about something?"
    O’Reilly: "Well, I didn’t lie to anybody’s face on national television. I don’t think you have, have you?"
    Rather: "I don’t think I ever have. I hope I never have. But, look, it’s one thing-"
    O’Reilly, jumping in: "How can you say he’s an honest guy then?"
    Rather: "Well, because I think he is. I think at core he’s an honest person. I know that you have a different view. I know that you consider it sort of astonishing anybody would say so, but I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things."
    O’Reilly: "Really?!?"
    Rather: "Yeah, I do."
    O’Reilly: "See, I can’t. I want my government to be honest across-the-board. I don’t want people lying."

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[Mudboy Slim]

That oughtta read, "...da peeble VILL believe"...LOL!! Great work, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ping fer the Sultan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Rather: "Who among us has not lied about something?"
O’Reilly: "Well, I didn’t lie to anybody’s face on national television. I don’t think you have, have you?"
Rather: "I don’t think I ever have. I hope I never have."

Rather LIES to America every weekday at 6:30 PM EST...it's just nobody notices...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the bump, my FRiend...

Excerpt from Dubyuh's 23 February 2004 sppech to the Nation's Governors...

"On national security, Americans have the clearest possible choice. Our opponents say they approve of bold action in the world, but only if no other government disagrees. I'm all for united action, and so are the 34 coalition partners we have in Iraq right now. But America must never out-source America's national security decisions to the leaders of other governments. Some of our opponents are skeptical that the war on terror is really a war at all. They view terrorism more as a crime -- a problem to be solved with law enforcement and indictments.

Our nation followed that approach after the World Trade Center was bombed in 1993. The matter was handled in the courts, and thought to be settled. But the terrorists were still training in Afghanistan, plotting in other nations, and drawing up more ambitious plans. After the chaos and carnage of September the 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers. With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States -- and war is what they got. The men and women who are fighting the war and who have seen the enemy understand the stakes. Last year, in a letter home from the Iraqi theater, a Navy Corpsman named Lonnie Lewis wrote this: "We have to remind ourselves of what this country stands for: life, liberty and justice for all. In order to maintain those rights, we have to stop the threat of terrorism." Corpsman Lewis's letter concludes: "My family is first. My country is where they live. I will defend it."

This is the caliber of the people who are defending America. We are counting on them. The people of Iraq, and people across the Middle East, are depending on them. And I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, the cause of freedom is in good hands. This nation is prosperous and strong, yet we need to remember the sources of America's greatness. We're strong because we love freedom. America has a special charge to keep, because we are freedom's home and defender. We believe that freedom is the deepest need and hope of every human heart. We believe that freedom is the future of every nation, and we know that freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in this world."

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

That there's TheGrimReaper's handiwork...not bad, eh?!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

NOPE. not bad.

free dixie,sw

[TheGrimReaper]

I can't take credit for it, either.... I just found it and passed it along to the heathens at WFTD.

[jla]

Something in Ashland on the 27th.
Maybe we could just call Congressman Cantor's office and request a private meeting. After all, we are Freepers ya know!

BTW...I was coming out of Lowe's yesterday and I believe none other than tax-hikin' Riley Ingram was getting in his vehicle that was parked right next to mine.
I've only ever seen his picture on the Net but I'm sure it was him. He was driving an old, though shiny, black Suburban with Ingram - Delegate bumper stickers.

[jla]

NavyBratUgly FReegards...MUD

Ain't that the truth. I wonder in astonishment how you ever managed to get a dance, much less marry, that beautiful redhead.

[HenryLeeII]

Thank you, FRiend. Keep up the good work - we all need a laugh and a rallyin' tune 'round these parts!!!

[TheGrimReaper]

Dan Rather's understanding of "honesty" goes a long way in explaining his behavior.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks. :^D

[MeekOneGOP]

I can't take credit for it, either.... I just found it and passed it along to the heathens at WFTD.

Oh, okay, then. Thanks

MUD, I guess it is still Parodyist Unknown .....