Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"

The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")

My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!

Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!

I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!

I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Just ran accross a song FReeped by the Sultan...

"Limbaugh Havin’ His Say"
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentrated hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88 (02/19/2003)

[jla]

You have a good heart, Mr. Slim.

[iceskater]

thanks for the memories!!

Do we want to have an RTM before or after the election?

Show of hands, everyone.....

[jla]

Whatever's best for Mud...he's buyin'.

[iceskater]

Of course!

[P8riot]

Maybe we should have one ON Election Day

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, dude...I really do miss Greg...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Maybe we should have one ON Election Day"

Hmmmm...I might be able to make that happen...what's up, Richmond FReepers?! Git together fer an RTM on the 2nd of November...that's Black Tuesday fer Hanoi John and the DemonRATS!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Creedence Clearwater Revival's "LODI" (J.C. Fogerty)

Just about a year ago, I set out on the road,
Seekin' my fame and fortune, lookin' for a pot of gold.
Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune.
Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again.

Rode in on the Greyhound, I'll be walkin' out if I go.
I was just passin' through, must be seven months or more.
Ran out of time and money, looks like they took my friends.
Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.

The man from the magazine said I was on my way.
Somewhere I lost connections, ran out of songs to play.
I came into town, a one night stand, looks like my plans fell through
Oh ! Lord, Stuck in Lodi again.

Mmmm...
If I only had a dollar, for ev'ry song I've sung.
And ev'ry time I've had to play while people sat there drunk.
You know, I'd catch the next train back to where I live.
Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.
Oh ! Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again.

Pre...MUD

[Doohickey]

It's Metro football season. Gotta do the practice thing on Tuesdays and Thursdays...

[Mudboy Slim]

It's usually a lunch appointment, at some restaurant downtown...we'd love to have you if you could make it, my FRiend.

FReegards...MUD

[Doohickey]

Sounds good to me :)

[Corin Stormhands]

Do we want to have an RTM before or after the election?

Yes.

[Corin Stormhands]

Thanks, dude...I really do miss Greg...MUD

Same here friend. There's this guy at our church that looks like Greg would've looked with about 30 more lbs. I did a double take first time I saw him.

[jla]

LOL@Corin

11-2 is good for me Muddy.

[jla]

It's usually a lunch appointment, at some restaurant downtown...and Mudboy Slim always takes care of the tab. (It's sort of a tradition)

[Mudboy Slim]

Yeah, with me bein' Mr. MoneyBags and all...LOL!!

If you really can't afford it, my FRiend, I'll buy yers....AGAIN!!

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

If you really can't afford it, my FRiend, I'll buy yers....AGAIN!!

Thanks. Let me know ASAP where we'll be meeting so I can persuse the a la carte menu.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

This made me cry Mud. I sent Sultan this song a few times. God rest his soul.

[Happygal]

I really do miss Greg...MUD

I'll double ditto that!