Posted on 09/18/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
"Justa Prison Drone!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")
Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!
You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now Left don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feel?! Slick, how does it feel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!
Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN IT!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within concrete walls...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about Left's spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
[FReeper Throng] I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just bin Laden's 'HO!!!
Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...TriX fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' "Butch" Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you Sold all our Nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, what'cha want fer yer last me-e-e-e-eal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeperZone!!
Yep...by complete unknowns...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!
Ahhh...Wake Up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing" views...
Come to me, Slick, kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reve-e-e-eal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!
(Sweet harp to fade)
FReegards...MUD
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
"Prosecution...NOW!!! !"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")
Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They Lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
By Thanksgiving!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD's 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're the Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)
Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Mudboy harpin'.......)
Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!"
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!
(MUD harpin' and strummin')
Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)
Yes, and I also work two weekends out of every month. :^)
Yer a Great American, my FRiend...MUD
Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
(Mudboy harpin'.......)
"Prosecution...NOW!!! !" CLICK THE HYPERLINK Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment... Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy... And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding... Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED... Clinton tells lies like the Taliban... Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!! In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims... *(NAGS=National Association of Gals) Way past midnight, INS Agents... FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!! (Mudboy harpin'.......) Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday... (MUD harpin' and strummin') Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They Lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
By Thanksgiving!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"
Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD's 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!
Democrats're the Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right... She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!"
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!
Like America's favorite Psychic buddy says (Dionne Warwick): That's what friends are for.
Hehe!
"As has been pointed out at length over recent days, the final verdict on any debate takes two or three days to be rendered. But let me try and pre-empt that now: Bush won not only the debate but, in all probability, the election. Senator Kerry stood up well but, once more, he didn't say anything. In fact, coming out of the debate, I'm less clear as to what Kerry actually thinks about Iraq and the broader War on Terrorism than I was before I went in. Kerry's managed to "win", at least in the initial post-debate spin, simply because he's a better speaker than the President. But no one has yet considered the implications of what the man said during the debate, but merely how prettily he said it.
If he's to be believed (which is an open question) Kerry's foreign policy ideas are potentially the most ruinous proposed by any Presidential candidate since George McGovern in 1972. Senator Kerry proposes an American foreign policy that is consistent only in that it dovetails exactly with the stuff prescribed by the global elites. Kerry's "plan" for Iraq is simply a fantasy. He's going to "call a summit": and do what? Is the man so deluded to think that foreign nations are going to deploy their troops to Iraq simply at his beck and call? Because, if you take out the part about the foreign nations, Senator Kerry doesn't really have a plan.
I'm convinced that, if elected President, Senator Kerry will manage to buy as many African and Asian UN Blue-Helmets as he can and then he'll flee Iraq at a greater-than-deliberate speed. His constant repeating of his bizarre non-plan to have the French, Germans and unidentified "Arab" nations step to the rescue (Jordan doesn't have an Army, so who is he going to ask: Syria? Saudi Arabia?) simply reinforces the idea that he doesn't have a plan to do anything more than sound minimally competent enough to get elected. Kerry also made a number of fundamental mistakes of fact when speaking about the war and foreign policy which, I think, the Bush campaign would be wise to mercilessly pound upon.
First, during the third question, Senator Kerry said that, "The president moved the troops, so he's got 10 times the number of troops in Iraq than he has in Afghanistan, where Osama bin Laden is." This is a potentially huge error, perhaps even a "there is no Soviet domination of Poland" level error. I don't think that anyone in the know thinks that Osama Bin Laden, even if his is alive, is in Afghanistan. Even CNN's reporter pointed this fact out immediately after the end of the debate. If Senator Kerry wants to hammer Bush for getting Osama Bin Laden, he'd damn well better, at the very least, remember which country he's in. And this also, of course, wasn't a slip of the tongue: it was the center of his entire argument on the matter, namely that Bush has, "got 10 times the number of troops in Iraq than he has in Afghanistan, where Osama bin Laden is." Except he's not there, Senator.
The second mistake, again, exposes a fundamental error of policy and reality on Senator Kerry's part and it deserves some real examination. It deserves extensive quotation: "With respect to North Korea, the real story: We had inspectors and television cameras in the nuclear reactor in North Korea. Secretary Bill Perry negotiated that under President Clinton. And we knew where the fuel rods were. And we knew the limits on their nuclear power...While they didn't talk at all, the fuel rods came out, the inspectors were kicked out, the television cameras were kicked out. And today, there are four to seven nuclear weapons in the hands of North Korea."
Senator Kerry misses entirely, and presumably his entire national security team misses, the significance of the point that President Bush then raised next when he said, "the breach on the agreement was not through plutonium. The breach on the agreement is highly enriched uranium." That bears repeating: Senator Kerry either didn't know, or hoped the public wouldn't know, the difference between the two and the mechanics of how North Korea developed its nuclear weapons. What happened is this: in 1994 the Clinton Administration, with more than a little help from former President Jimmy Carter, did exactly what Kerry would now have the United States do: they sat down for bilateral talks with the North Koreans and hammered out a deal. As part of that deal, the North Koreans offered seemingly extensive inspection options to prove that they weren't going to go on developing nuclear weapons. After all, having cameras on there, inspectors, and everything else sounds like a fairly secure arrangement: but they found an entirely different way of developing the weapons they wanted and they did so while receiving extensive American aid.
It bears repeating, because Senator Kerry's windy response has hidden within it his real plan for the North Koreans, "I want bilateral talks which put all of the issues, from the armistice of 1952, the economic issues, the human rights issues, the artillery disposal issues, the DMZ issues and the nuclear issues on the table." Read that closely again. "The economic issues." What economic issues? Think about it. Does he mean that North Korea wants to sign a free trade agreement with the United States? Of course not: he means that he plans to follow the Clinton approach of bribing, appeasing, and kicking the problem down the road.
The third issue comes back to the nuclear matters again. This time to Iran. Once more he repeated his absurd plan to have the United States provide "nuclear fuel" to Iran. To describe this as an insane idea would be a very mild way of putting it. It's broadly comparable to giving an enraged spree-killer an AK-47 in an attempt to discover if they can be trusted with automatic weapons. Naturally the Kerry campaign says that they'll have inspections and close controls over the "nuclear fuel" that they plan to give Iran. Yeah and how well did all of those safeguards work out with North Korea?
If the nation wants a President who can deliver lies in a convincing voice, they'll vote for Kerry. If they want a man with a clear vision, steady resolve, and a real plan to win the War on Terrorism, they'll vote for President Bush.
Adam Yoshida is a freelancer writer who runs his own web site.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
On 1140 WRVA, who had the time slot after Rush that Mac Watson is now on at?
Michael Graham
Keep us posted on the fun stuff...like those receptions with the big bowls of shrimp and cash bars.(grin)
Are you coming to the VP Debate party on Tuesday night?
Take a look at congressional pork before you judge W too harshly.
Sorry, my FRiend, but I just got back from a party where the shrimp kept comin' and the crap dip was never empty...yeah, sure it was a bunch of WestEnders, but we had fun nonetheless...MUD
Actually, my FRiend, I look harshly upon all unnecessary Federal spending...MUD
"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Patsy Cline's "Crazy")
Kerry...yer crazy believin' yer homeboys...
John Kerry's...crazy believin' Left's "news"!!
John knew...SlickWillie's The One the RATS Wanted!!
And that someday...Slick'll beat him like yesterday's gruel!!
Kerry...why do you think yerself worthy?!
Prez'dents...must see the World via Truth!!
Ohhh...Kerry, yer drinkin' the good stuff...be BOLD, fool!!
Left's crazy fer buyin' Hanoi John's vile lyin'...
And Left's crazy to love Klintoon...ah ah ahh...
Kerry...was thinkin' that Dean's love would lift him...
John Kerry's a'lyin', but US Voters ain't buyin'...
Yes, "BEAT KERRY!!"'s the Golden Rule!!
Mudboy Slim (04/27/2004)
Thank you!
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
Another view of the first debate...MUD
"What's the Truth?!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")
Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"
My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"
EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"
Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"
A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD
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