[Mudboy Slim]

"Keep us posted on the fun stuff...like those receptions with the big bowls of shrimp......"

Sorry, my FRiend, but I just got back from a party where the shrimp kept comin' and the crap dip was never empty...yeah, sure it was a bunch of WestEnders, but we had fun nonetheless...MUD

[Flora McDonald]

"..and the crap dip was never empty..."

Did they serve it on toast? I think the Infantry in WWII had a rather pithy name for that delicacy.