Mornin', Mud!New one from Registered:
Posted on 09/18/2004 8:35:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"My FRiends!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "My Friends")
My FRiends, I'm quite impressed...
Yer zeal's unquestioned!!
FReepin' excellence...
Uprise!! 'Cuz TRUTH is on our side!!
Reject Left's swill...you know I will!!
Hanoi John's got it rough...
Left's gettin' desperate!!
Willie's Prison-bound...
MUD wants...to give Slick many years...
Fer TREAS'NOUS Acts!!
I love all of you...
Who're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard, demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
My FRiends are FReedom-blessed...
Let's FReep the World!!
Ignore the LeftWing Press...
They forge...TRUTH, RATS wanna suppress!!
Left must confess!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Fight hard...demanding TRUTH!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Imagine...dream...export Liberty!!
Bein' FRee is "peace"!!
I hurt fer Lib-uhh-rulls...
'Cuz Left is DEAD!!
Each tyrant's bound to fall...
Muslims...yer trust is what we want...
As FRiends, we'll live!!
I love all of you...
HOO're Right and Bold!!
Life's hard...Demand the Truth!!
RATS!! Y'all don't know yerself!!
Mudboy Slim
"“Thune’s message of independence, fighting for and being rooted in South Dakota are hitting home with voters,” said Dick Wadhams, campaign manager for Thune. “It’s time for a change, time for South Dakota to have a Senator who says what he means and means what he says, in both South Dakota and Washington D.C.,” added Wadhams. With less than six weeks to go before the November 2nd election, having spent millions of dollars and having run television ads since July 2003, the reigning Democrat Senate Minority leader is trailing his opponent. “These numbers have to be extremely disheartening for the Daschle camp,” said Wadhams."
Go Thune Go...MUD
Libs, it's time to make a change...
Yer just dumb...Medyuh's fault...
There's so much you need to know.
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
If you want, vote fer Kerry...
But you see, Hanoi John...he LIES badly!!
All Left cares about is Power, their corruption does not please US!!
RATS're wrong...Sheeple Power...Tyranny is Wrong!!
Left's Medyuh slime...LIES a lot...
Why?! Power's the only thing they've got!!
FReedom must prevail more tomorrow...righteous dreams are hot!!
Libs, please let Mudboy explain...face the Truth, reject the Lib'ral spin!!
Dem socialists are lame...pray fer Glory!!
'Cuz the moment Limbaugh talked, World was destined to listen...
The Right's the way...don'tcha know?! We'll help FReedom grow...today!!
We'll grow...fer FReedom's soul--ahh-ohhh!!
(Nice little guitar breakout)
Libs, it's time you make a change...
Justice-bound, we FReep boldly!!
Yer quite dumb...Networks' fault...
Only schmucks believe Medyuh's "truth"!!
FReep the World!! Save yer towne!!
Tell yer FRiends, "Don't vote Kerry!!"
Liberty's fer the Bold...and the scrappy!!
Righteous right, fight with pride...FReepin' fer the Truth is by design!!
Fight's hard...so the Lib'rals ignore it...
Come join the Right...help US FReep!! Help US spread our Liberty!!
Fer Justice pray !! And you know...that the Truth shall win the day!!
I know...DemRATS don't know!!
Mudboy Slim
"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")
Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!
Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!
Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!
[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!
Mudboy Slim (06/12/2004)
Mornin', Mud!New one from Registered:
LOL...nice sunburn, Hanoi John...MUD
"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Mudboy Slim (06/06/2004)
ROBOT BARTENDER
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation.
So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50."
And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"
LOL...MUD
BTW...Lib'rals are DUMB!!
Check it out...MUD
You are invited to a special reception
Hosted by
Governor Jim and Roxane Gilmore
Morton and Helen Blackwell
William H. and Reta Hurd
Paul Jost and Laura Jost
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Kurt
Don and Jewel Moon
Roger and Brenda Pogge
Alex-St. James, AARLC
Ashley and Gail Taylor
Mike and Suzanne Wade
Alvin Williams, BAMPAC
And Friends
Lou Dommer
Rick Lally
honoring
The Honorable Winsome Sears
Candidate for the United States
House of Representatives
Virginia's 3rd District
U.S. Marine & Journeyman Electrician
Former Member, Virginia House of Delegates (R-90th)
Member, Calvary Revival Church
Former Vista Volunteer
Former PTA Vice President & Supt. Planning Council
Former Member, Leadership Hampton Roads
Regent University
Old Dominion University
Friday October 8, 2004
The Home of Governor Jim and Roxane Gilmore
8105 Spencely Place
Richmond, Virginia 23229
7:00 pm
Business Attire
Host $1000 (includes 8 tickets)
Donor $500 (includes 4 tickets)
Friend $250 (includes 2 tickets
Individual $75
Don't miss this opportunity to meet and support one of Virginia's most dynamic political leaders in her bid to become a true representative of the people
____Yes! I look forward to attending the reception and will make a financial contribution of"
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____No, I regret that I cannot attend but would like to contribute $_____________
Please RSVP by calling 804-648-8211. Personal checks should be made payable to "Winsome Sears for Congress". Checks may be mailed to PO Box 362, Richmond, VA 23218.
Credit Card contributions can be made online at: winsomesears.com
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Paid for and authorized by Winsome Sears for Congress. Political contributions are not tax-deductible for federal income tax purposes. Federal law requires us to use our best efforts to collect and report the name, mailing address, occupation and name of employer of individuals whose contributions exceed $200 in an election cycle.
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PO Box 362
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Sounds like a HOOt...anybody else game?!
FReegards...MUD
Sounds like fun (yeah, I got the HOOt).
But my political spendy money this month went to tickets for George Allen's Hoe Down this Saturday.
Besides not being within the 2 wk notice I'm required to give at work for a vacation day I wouldn't want to be standing in Mr. Gilmore's home and inadvertently utter the dirty words, Ronald Reagan.
my political spendy money this month went to tickets for George Allen's Hoe Down this Saturday.
Can tickets still be had?
I'm sure they can. I don't have the info with me tho. You could probably call his Richmond office and they could tell you who to call.
I'll try to remember to look it up for you tonite.
Re the Gilmore's:
Have fun, I'll be hiking far away from the computer. (About 2000 miles from this computer, anyway)
How come they didn't invite me directly? I thought I gave them enough $ to at least get an email from them!
Howdy all.
Just stopped in to check my pings, and say hi!
Howdy! :^D
I guess yer not on Winsome Sears email list, my FRiend...enjoy yer time in the Wilderness!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Yeah, Gilmore's a tad too Milquetoast Moderate fer me, too, but I may just have to go fer Winsome Sears' sake...I really want to see her whup Bobby Scott!!
FReegards...MUD
Here's another one I'd love to sing, and I can do a decent Ronnie Van Zandt impersonation...
"The Ballad of Bobby Scott!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "The Ballad of Curtis Loew")
Well I used to live in Richmond before my kids were born...
Fixin' up ol' neighborhoods to make myself some do-ough...
Guv'ment was way too Lib'ral...schools failed the kids a lot...
Tax and spend, Left wastes our money, led by RATS like Bobby Scott!!
Bob Scott is a black RAT, with white Lib'ral friend$...
When you gave yer legal bribes, Scott'd be quite debonair...
Too "kewel" to be a hiphop bro, liked to say "I'm soooo Elite!!"
Left'd give Bobby their money, his word he'd fail to keep!!
Bobby, be gone...Bobby Scott, yer a joke!!
Yer answer's always "Guv'ment"...hatred you do stoke!!
FReepers know you are useless, the voters won't be fooled!!
'Cuz Bobby Scott is a RAT bootlicker...high time fer someone new!!
Single nearin' fifty, strange rumors hounded him...
Bobby usedta win big, now 3rd District's tired of him!!
Fols, lend a hand, help us FReep...let's unseat this slime!!
Term Limits are up to you...
It's Revolution, Richmond-style!!
Socialism's wrong...Winsome roll, lady roll!!
We'll help Sears raise some money...Semper Fi, we go!!
Bobby Scott is just useless, his bills they always lose!!
Vote Winsome Sears on November 2nd, 'cuz it's yer Right to choose!!
Yes ma'am...
(excellent guitar-jammin' interlude)
On that day ol' Bobby lied, "I promise, things will change!!"
Good people cast their votes, Bobby rued his Judgement Day!!
Bobby served out his time, singin' the Black RAT Blues...
But when he called fer racial strife, Dem voters said, "YOU LOSE!!"
Big Guv'ment's wrong...Winsome roll, hey Winsome roll!!
DemRATS subsist on FEAR, but Lib'rals ain't got no soul!!
FReepers say it's sweet Justice, helpin' Bobby Scott to lose...
But Winsome Sears' a righteous leader...3rd District, she's good news!!
Mudboy Slim (07/31/2004)
"RATS Loathe Liberty!!"
(To be sung to U2's "Shadows and Tall Trees")
Out on the cold DeeCee streets we fight...
I FReep to myself 'bout empowerin' the Right!!
We counter-protest...our bravest ain't lame...
Rejectin' Left's Power's the name of the game!!
Who loves Left's Power?!!
Oppressin' what's Right...
RATS want folks on their knees...
Sedition's unwise!!
Left mocks Christ's pain...Reagan's Liberty!!
Rush'll talk o'er Left's spin...
Right shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Truth be told...Right's BOLD!!
Yes, I know...
RATS LOATHE Liberty...
Right loves bein' FRee...
RATS LOVE Tyranny...
Right loves Liberty!!
Life's not fer Lib'rals...
Left KILLS...no shame...
Ronald Brown's MURDER is SlickWillie's stain!!
RATS mock and blame...Reagan's Legacy!!
We shall FReep fer the FRee!!
Yes, I know...you know...
Must be bold...good folks...
'Cuz Right knows!!
(Git there...)
Do YOU fear the FRee?!
Slav'ry thwarts big dreamin'...
'Tis why LeftWing's squealin'!!
Socialists deny hope...
That's why Left is reelin'!!
Yes, I know...you'll know...
Go and VOTE...yes, VOTE!!
Right shall vote!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
RATS LOVE Tyranny!!
Right loves Liberty!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
FReedom!! FReedom!! FReedom!!
RATS LOATHE Liberty!!
Right loves bein' FRee!!
I LOVE LIBERTY!!
FReegards...MUD (06/14/2004)
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