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Somewhere a town in Taxas is missing its Idiot
Vanity | 18 Sep 2004 | gr8eman

Posted on 09/18/2004 3:30:21 AM PDT by gr8eman

Yesterday I saw some geek wearing a T-shirt that said "Somewhere a town in Texas is missing its Idiot" (or some such) on the back! It got me thinking about the definition of idiocy. I don't have to get the dictionary to know it as well as most people, but it is time the distinctions were discussed. Regarding the constant ape-like chants and missives about how stupid George Bush is, I think it is high time for factual comparisons of idiotic behavioural patterns.

Fact: Pres. Bush piloted an F-102 successfull for approx. 4 years and did not crash once! If he did crash that is all we would have heard about for the last 5 years.
Fact: Pres. Bush got a Master's degree in Business from Yale.
Fact: Pres. Bush got elected Governor of the State of Texas 4 times.

I can write a novel regarding the stupid things Kerry and his boys who trash Pres. Bush did so I will not list them here, but it needs to be pointed out especially during the idiotic behaviour of SeeBS and the flailing Kerry "campaign" these facts.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bushrecord; gwb2004
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1 posted on 09/18/2004 3:30:21 AM PDT by gr8eman
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...somewhere a town in Texas is missing its Idiot..

Sure. Bill Burkett. He'll be back in Baird, soon.

2 posted on 09/18/2004 3:33:35 AM PDT by Byron_the_Aussie (http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup2.html)
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To: gr8eman

You had a good start. Why did ya quit?


3 posted on 09/18/2004 3:33:51 AM PDT by wrbones (Where'd I put my tin foil hat....)
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The "idiot" keeps kicking the ass of the arrogant left. Ann Richards underestimated him. Al Gore underestimated him. John Kerry underestimated him. Who are the idiots?


4 posted on 09/18/2004 3:33:52 AM PDT by NoControllingLegalAuthority
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To: gr8eman

You should have told the geek that you'd be happy to buy him a bus ticket to send him back to his town...that is, if the geek could remember which town in Texas he came from!


5 posted on 09/18/2004 3:35:32 AM PDT by Lurking2Long
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To: gr8eman
Somewhere a town in Taxas is missing its Idiot

Somebody who cannot spell TEXAS shouldn't be calling names.

6 posted on 09/18/2004 3:35:39 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie
Sorry about the misspelling in the title. I am redoing my 2002 tax return today! Freudean Slip Alert!
7 posted on 09/18/2004 3:35:51 AM PDT by gr8eman (Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?)
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I am not calling anybody names. I am pointing out the hypocrisy of people who do
9 posted on 09/18/2004 3:37:11 AM PDT by gr8eman (Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?)
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Here's another indicator.

Kerry tried to get out of the Vietnam war and failed. Clinton succeeded. So it can be said that Kerry isn't as smart as Clinton.
10 posted on 09/18/2004 3:38:22 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult ("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
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Fact: Pres. Bush got elected Governor of the State of Texas 4 times.

FACT: you are mistaken. Look it up.

11 posted on 09/18/2004 3:39:35 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Fact: Pres. Bush got a Master's degree in Business from Yale.

It was Harvard, moron.

12 posted on 09/18/2004 3:40:59 AM PDT by Glenn (The two keys to character: 1) Learn how to keep a secret. 2) ...)
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Fact: Pres. Bush got a Master's degree in Business from Yale.

Uhhh, the MASTER's was from Harvard.

13 posted on 09/18/2004 3:42:18 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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He served as managing general partner of the Texas Rangers until he was elected Governor on November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the vote. He became the first Governor in Texas history to be elected to consecutive four-year terms when he was re-elected on November 3, 1998, with 68.6 percent of the vote.

My bad...


14 posted on 09/18/2004 3:44:04 AM PDT by gr8eman (Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?)
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Dan Rather and his idiot daughter are missing.


15 posted on 09/18/2004 3:45:35 AM PDT by tkathy (There will be no world peace until all thuggocracies are gone from the earth.)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

Dan Rather is from Texas, but he isn't missing, unfortunately. Besides, calling Rather an idiot is a disservice to idiots everywhere.


16 posted on 09/18/2004 3:45:44 AM PDT by Casloy
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To: Izzy Dunne

My point is all of the people calling George Bush stupid are just parroting what people like dan rather are saying. Now who's the idiot?


17 posted on 09/18/2004 3:45:51 AM PDT by gr8eman (Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?)
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To: gr8eman
Only 45 days until the election...

The floundering Kerry campaign continues to waste campaign day after campaign day on this "hate Bush" nonsense. No wonder Kerry is losing this campaign so badly. Voters are being given no compelling reason to vote for Kerry other than the fact that we are supposed to "hate" George W. Bush.

Kerry wants to win this campaign on hate.

The Kerry campaign is the most awful, negative, disgusting campaign I have ever seen. Whenever I think of Kerry supporters, I think of Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand or those punk earring-wearing kids with those sophomoric T-shirts as described here.

No wonder Bush appears to be winning so handily.

18 posted on 09/18/2004 3:48:40 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Bush 53%)
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Fact: Pres. Bush piloted an F-102 successfull for approx. 4 years and did not crash once!

Uh... not to take away too much from your argument, but an old Air Force adage says "with enough bananas, you can teach a monkey to fly."

19 posted on 09/18/2004 3:49:04 AM PDT by Grut
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I don't disagree with the sentiment - it reminds me of an old bumper sticker:

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of YOU"

Still, if you want to argue facts, it's best to be well-armed.

20 posted on 09/18/2004 3:49:10 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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