This is John. He woke up this morning with something on his mind. (with apologies to the ad people at VW)
He can "head" a soccer ball, but can't catch a football.
'Nuf said.
OMG...The Dork out does himself every single time he gets near sporting equipment (and space hardware).
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry does a cheer with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac prior to a campaign event in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos (far L) for under-privledged children aged 5 years and up. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry heads a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac during a campaign stop in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos for under-privledged children, aged 5 years and up. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry heads a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks heads a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks around a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks around a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry kicks around a soccer ball with young players from the Denver Power Soccer Academy team, who greeted him on the tarmac in Denver, Colorado September 17, 2004. The Academy was founded by former Peruvian soccer player Edgar Campos. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION 
Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, is greeted the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) 
Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, heads the soccer ball as he plays with the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) 
Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, kicks the soccer ball with the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) 
Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, is greeted by the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. Behind Kerry is founder and coach Edgar Campos. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) 
Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass, kicks the soccer ball with the Denver Power Academy soccer team after arriving at Denver International Airport in Denver, Colo. Friday, Sept. 17, 2004. The academy sponsors 1500 kids from age five through college. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert) Who is responsible for releasing these pictures, a Clinton mole in the Kerry campaign?
LOL...I walked away and came back to take a second look... still chuckling
Doctors have said excessive execution of headers can cause brain damage.
My brain is hugh you pathetic people, ELECT ME NOW!
The Kerry meltdown has turned into the Kerry head eruption.
Why he close the eyes when he heading, this is American style? LOL
LOL! I love how he and Edwards always have these completely spontaneous games of catch. Let's see, they had a football, I believe a baseball and now a soccer ball. Next thing you know, they'll be shooting hoops with the homies.
I'm surprised that soccer ball still isn't in the box it came in.
What completely natural sportsmen.
Holy Moly! Doesn't this dunce realize that these pictures -- which he seems to know are going to be taken, after all, he had to have bounced the ball off his own forehead because if a bystander had thrown a ball, the bystander would have been instantly ventilated by his Secret Service bodyguards -- make him look like he should change his name to Bozo-the-Great?
what a dork!!! bet he missed too
LMOA - RAF - PIP - Dang, its hard to comprehend whadda dork this bozo is!
"Da hair! Watch da hair!"