To: yankeedame
"Can anybody find me, somebody to love bite me?"
Apologies to Queen.
2 posted on
09/14/2004 7:57:37 PM PDT by
Loyalist
(This tagline uses IBM Selectric kerning!)
To: yankeedame
Is she related to Lorana Bobbitt, or maby Ferrory Dauhmer
3 posted on
09/14/2004 7:58:12 PM PDT by
Viet-Boat-Rider
(((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
To: yankeedame
The lengths some people will go to for revenge.
4 posted on
09/14/2004 7:58:32 PM PDT by
keat
To: yankeedame
Maasai man reveals how, when, why & where wife bit him. Fodder for the Oprah show.
To: yankeedame
6 posted on
09/14/2004 8:03:54 PM PDT by
dalebert
To: yankeedame
Memo to self: Stop using "bite me" as put down because of increasing literal interpretations of hyperbole.
To: yankeedame
I just HATE when that happens!
12 posted on
09/14/2004 9:06:57 PM PDT by
TravisABQ
("Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.")
To: yankeedame
There once was a gal from Ngong
whose hubby kept doing her wrong,
so one eve as he slept
she silently crept
to his bed and bit off his dong.
The message in all this is clear,
some women are far too austere,
so stop playing the field all you fellas,
or you'll make all your ladies get jealous,
and you will miss what you once held so dear.
13 posted on
09/14/2004 10:43:11 PM PDT by
TheCrusader
("the frenzy of the Mohammedans has devastated the churches of God" Pope Urban II (c 1097 a.d.))
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