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Big Mak & 'freaks of nurture' poised to startle Europe (Anti-W Circus Freaks; very weird acts)
AFP/Yahoo ^ | Mon Sep 13, 5:20 AM ET

Posted on 09/13/2004 9:07:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro

Big Mak and fellow 'freaks of nurture' poised to startle Europe

Mon Sep 13, 5:20 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Jim Rose is famous among connoisseurs of the bizarre as ring-master of the world's more extreme freak shows.

Lately, however, he's been wondering if he hasn't been upstaged by George W. Bush.

Disgusted by the way his native United States is going, the Las Vegas-based performance artist and professional poker player has gone into artistic exile in Europe -- bringing his latest frontal assault on good taste with him.

"The Jim Rose Dubya World Circus of Freaks," which opens Tuesday in Bristol, includes among its many eye-popping acts Big Mak, a contortionist who tips the scales at a whopping 205 kilograms (450 pounds).

Besides twisting himself into knots, Big Mak stuffs himself on stage with unseemly quantities of doughnuts and hamburgers -- a living symbol of the obesity epidemic gripping the United States today.

"Certain incarnations (of Rose's circuses) in the past have definitely centered around freaks of nature," Rose, 47, told AFP as he slumped into an orange swivel chair, at his publicists' office in London.

"This year's show highlights freaks of nurture," he said

"This is an anti-George Bush (news - web sites) show, so we give you a mirrored reflection of what's wrong with American society -- and we bring what could be considered typical Americans who can do amazing things," he said.

"This 450 pound kid wouldn't turn a head in the United States, but he's a freak of George Bush's society. He's a freak of nurture ... and he'll make your jaw drop because he's the world's fattest contortionist".

Other acts include SuperDelinquent, an ex-crack addict with dollar bills stapled to his body; Mighty Konn, a native American who gets his testicles smashed with a sledgehammer ("a hysterical high point in the show," a press release says); and a guy who swallows a Rubik's cube, then regurgitates it -- solved.

Held over from earlier Jim Rose circuses is "French nationalist" Bebe Aschard, whose speciality is blowing fire out of her vagina in what Rose calls a "bush-burning" act. Off-stage, she's Mrs Jim Rose (hmmmm).

Strange as it sounds, Rose enjoys a devout cult following, not only in North America where he hosts a weekly TV show, but also in Europe where he was five times a hit draw at the annual Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

His "Dubya" spectacle is set to play 16 cities until October 11, including one-night stands in Amsterdam, Barcelona, Basel, Brussels, Dublin, London and Paris.

Rose said he originally conceived the show for US consumption, only to discover that with the US presidential elections in November fast approaching, promoters didn't want to touch such hot political content.

"So we're going to live in Europe and the United Kingdom until George Bush is out of office," he said, and in the process introduce Europeans to a more twisted side of his homeland.

"Europeans have got a Hollywood view (of America) for the most part, glamour from movies and TV," he said. "There's a whole America out there that they're only vaguely aware of. We're going to go ahead and put it front and centre."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: notentertainment
Mighty Konn, a native American who gets his testicles smashed with a sledgehammer


1 posted on 09/13/2004 9:07:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

I've seen a video of the act. Europe can have him.


2 posted on 09/13/2004 9:11:23 PM PDT by Rocko ( Dan Rather: "I'm GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!")
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To: martin_fierro
Hey Rose, F-U! Maybe you can hire "Scary Kerry" after Nov.2nd for your stupid show. Get him to Europe so we never have to see his ugly a$$ again.


3 posted on 09/13/2004 9:11:40 PM PDT by Lockbar (Worried about lead poisoning? Then stop eating the paint chips, Dummy!)
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To: martin_fierro

I would think that after the first performance there wouldn't be anything left TO smash of the Mighty Soprano Konn.


4 posted on 09/13/2004 9:11:42 PM PDT by LuvMyRedneck
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To: martin_fierro
Held over from earlier Jim Rose circuses is "French nationalist" Bebe Aschard, whose speciality is blowing fire out of her vagina...

Holy macaroni. I think I dated that girl back in college. I heard she got the crabs...and that the only treatment that worked was shaving off half her pubic hair, setting the other half on fire, and killing the vermin by stabbing them with an icepick as they fled the flames.

Huh? No, I never seen it...but it was legendary around campus.

5 posted on 09/13/2004 9:11:58 PM PDT by Prime Choice (The Log Cabin Republicans AREN'T.)
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To: martin_fierro

Sounds very September 10th.

Normal Americans will just find this to be one more reason to keep W in the WH.


6 posted on 09/13/2004 9:14:34 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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"So we're going to live in Europe and the United Kingdom until George Bush is out of office,"

The least we can do is keep them there for at least 4 more years!


7 posted on 09/13/2004 9:19:48 PM PDT by loboinok (Gun control is hitting what you aim at!)
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"So we're going to live in Europe and the United Kingdom until George Bush is out of office"

At least they put their money where their mouths are.

8 posted on 09/13/2004 9:24:00 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Too genteel for my own damn good.)
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To: martin_fierro

It's so easy to simply and smugly make fun of George Bush and America rather than do something that's actually creative or original.

It's the left preaching to their own choir over and over again and narcissistically admiring themselves for their pseudo "creativity".

A few years down the road will it still play or seem important? I don't think so.


9 posted on 09/13/2004 9:29:43 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: martin_fierro
And there was no fat people until Bush became president. Somebody better tell them that Jeb is going for president in 2008; that will keep their arses planted in Europe.
10 posted on 09/13/2004 11:21:33 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (I volunteer to instruct JFK on the meaning of a purple heart!!)
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To: TheBigB; Shryke; presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; annyokie; cyborg; ...

Freaky Pingy.


11 posted on 09/13/2004 11:41:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Too genteel for my own damn good.)
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To: martin_fierro

Weeeeeeeeeird.


12 posted on 09/14/2004 6:20:10 AM PDT by TheBigB (<---------- Indian name: "Blogs in Pajamas.")
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To: martin_fierro
Now I have to associate beebers with flaming liberal vaginas?

Ok.

13 posted on 09/14/2004 6:20:46 AM PDT by Shryke (Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
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To: Lockbar

LOL!


14 posted on 09/14/2004 6:22:06 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: martin_fierro
"So we're going to live in Europe and the United Kingdom until George Bush is out of office,"

Says you. They might get sick of your ass before 2008. :D

15 posted on 09/14/2004 6:24:28 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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