[Ichneumon]

I happen to be posting from a college campus right this second and all I can say is breast implants in teenagers are the rage. El natural or poll dancer, you have one or the other out here with implants up quite a bit from what I can see. Hope I don't get an eye poked out!

That reminds me of the classic scene in the movie "LA Story" (which satirized a whole lot of "California culture"):

Harris [in bed with Sandee for the first time]: "Sandee, your breasts... They feel so strange."

Sandee: "Oh, that's because they're real."

[A CA Guy]

Bwahhahahaha