[Mark]

Kimit, now you done it!

[Psycho_Bunny]

Don't mess with Texas...........just give it back to Mexico

 

 

Someday I'm going to make millions with that bumpersticker...

>:P

[Sally'sConcerns]

Personally I've never seen a mosquito any bigger than a sparrow. I think it must have been mockingbirds that took his car and wallet.

I was raised in Houston and I can remember running behind the mosquito fogger trucks that would drive through our neighborhood. We always pretended the cloud of poison was magical fog to be danced in. I turned out just fine!

[kellynla]

I stopped commuting in 1979...
been working out of my house since then!

[El Gato]

According to the Texas Transportation Institute, which for some reason felt compelled to do this study of traffic congestion in lots of cities outside of Texas

Just trying to learn what not to do. Problem is, Austin already does it.

[El Gato]

On an average summer afternoon with not a cloud in the sky, Texas has more water floating around in the air than in the Rio Grande.

Well, he (she? it?) has got us there. The Rio Grande often doesn't make it to the Gulf anymore. A lot of it evaporates off of Lake Amistad, more goes into watering crops on both sides of the river, where it also evaporates.

[Old Professer]

It is exactly two and one-half beers between Aviation and Imperial and the Winnetka off-ramp of the 405 in afternoon rushhour.

[tophat9000]

At least you can't swim in L.A. air

Funny this guy should say that... bcause the last few days you sure can... It's hot and muggy as a jungle in LA right now

[GOPcapitalist]

One night in San Antonio I got jumped by four mosquitoes.

Got news for ya, buddy. San Antonio is hot and DRY. Houston is the humid one.

[stands2reason]

Humid West Texas Ping

Humid? The word fails to even begin to describe the climatological status of Texas. "Moist" would be a better word. "Oozy" would be more accurate. On an average summer afternoon with not a cloud in the sky, Texas has more water floating around in the air than in the Rio Grande. It would rain a lot more often in Texas if the raindrops could just get through all that humidity.

What a feckin' dumbass. Yeah, Texas is the largest state with only one climate.

[Melas]

How are we Texan's supposed to a take grown man seriously with a name like Kimit?

[girlscout]

...if you can

If the guy was only bitten by four mosquitos then it must have been a slow night during off season. He should consider himself lucky.

Don't Mess With Texas. We like it just fine and if you don't then ... Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

[MeekOneGOP]

At Least You Can't Swim in L.A. Air
(OH OH--- LA, CA messing with Texas!-some humor)

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