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THE BEST OF THE cBS CARTOONS
09/11/2004 | Various

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:56:06 PM PDT by Bommer

Here is a collection of the cBS cartoons posted in the last few days. I'm not responsible for busted guts

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bushsservice; cartoons; cbs; cbsnews; danrather; fakememos; forgery; kerry; killian; rather
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To: Bommer

Since I had read the "document" ones before and already had to wipe tears of laughter from my cheeks, I thought I could get through these. I made it all the way to the penultimate one in Dan's office. Marx on the wall and the envelopes sticking out of Berger's pants... I lost it.


21 posted on 09/11/2004 10:37:23 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Bommer

Please get that photo of Bush being taught to fly by the aliens, still in its Photoshop frame, with the article attesting to its authenticity. It's a Depends-inducer.


22 posted on 09/11/2004 10:39:39 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Bommer

OMG, this is one of the best and funniest threads in a long time. I am busting up! Great job!


23 posted on 09/11/2004 10:41:34 PM PDT by ladyinred ("John Kerry reporting for spitball and typewriter duty.")
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To: Bommer
"Bush's Air Force Base"

I about fell out of my chair.

24 posted on 09/11/2004 10:50:44 PM PDT by alnick (US forces armed with what? Spitballs??)
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To: Bommer

These should be sent to Gunga Dan. And to believe that at one time, he was my source for all news and I highly respected him. Thank you Lord for removing the blinders from my eyes.


25 posted on 09/11/2004 10:54:22 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (I think Kerry needs more cowbell.)
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To: Bommer
I love this one. Stole it from another Freeper:


26 posted on 09/11/2004 11:16:33 PM PDT by mass55th (It's the superscript, stupid!!!!)
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To: Bommer
Psst... You missed one.

These were found in a dumpster outside CBS.

Honest!


27 posted on 09/11/2004 11:38:45 PM PDT by IncPen (Every Word From Kerry's Mouth is a Dishonorable Discharge...)
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To: Bommer
A man on the edge of destruction!
28 posted on 09/12/2004 12:29:41 AM PDT by lionstar
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To: Bommer

30 posted on 09/12/2004 3:11:38 AM PDT by Henry Krinkle
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To: Bommer

31 posted on 09/12/2004 4:50:10 AM PDT by debg
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To: doug from upland

Wow - 7 bidders and 2056 views. Way to go!


32 posted on 09/12/2004 4:59:24 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Bommer

33 posted on 09/12/2004 5:41:34 AM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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34 posted on 09/12/2004 5:42:19 AM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: Enterprise

I like the one with the pencil through the ears.


35 posted on 09/12/2004 6:46:29 AM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Another military family for Bush)
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To: Ichneumon

ping


36 posted on 09/12/2004 7:05:11 AM PDT by pgobrien (NADER 2004....just to PO the Libs here in NY........)
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37 posted on 09/12/2004 7:32:04 AM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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38 posted on 09/12/2004 2:42:19 PM PDT by Henry Krinkle
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I used that great graphic on my song thread -- I'LL BE WATCHING YOU
39 posted on 09/12/2004 2:57:02 PM PDT by doug from upland (Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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40 posted on 09/12/2004 3:04:50 PM PDT by righthand man (WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
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