[TEXOKIE]

We clearly need some help here!!

[Bandaneira]

Female suicide bombers get a reward of 72 male clones of Michael Moore with a lifetime pass to "Bacteria Bills Diner" thrown in.

[gutshot]

I always wondered about this too and found an online Muslim Dear Abbey Imam to who has answered the question for us.

You will probably find this highly unfair but the female suiciders only get their husband, not 72 Chippendales dancers. (Which raises the question, what happens if her husband outlives her? Or what if he is no great "reward," if you know what I mean?) Ah well, Muslim sexism persists even in the afterlife, it appears.

http://forums.gawaher.com/index.php?showtopic=6285&

[montag813]

WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

72 men who put the seat down when they finish.

[thirteen stars]

72? my goodness, i thought the number was 7.

who came up with that hare brained idea...is it in the Moran?

you have to question the sanity of a people who think that a heavenly reward is taking the innocence of 72 virgins without a loving relationship. sounds kinds like what goes on in hell

[PoorMuttly]

They get the satisfaction of knowing that their husband isn't getting any.

A great incentive in those parts.

[vezke]

No burka casual Fridays?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She doesn't have to be Muslim anymore and they can't kill her for it. Reward enough.

[Dont_Tread_On_Me_888]

WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

A) 72 boxes of chocolate

B) 72 gigolos

C) 72 lesbians

D) a new land where women are treated as women and they can go to school, and they can wear a swimsuit, and they can look at a guy without being stoned to death and they don't have to wear that suffocating burka in 110 degree heat.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Hint...

144 "D" cell batteries.

[tiki]

They never have to see a muslim male again.

If they go to hell, Satan restores their virginity.

[xJones]

They get dead.

[swilhelm73]

Tupperware. LOL.

Seriously, IIRC, they get to bring their immediate familes with them to heaven.

[amom]

Ping

[Roscoe Karns]

No more stonings.

[sheik yerbouty]

Gherkins

[TripsN1]

A three-way with John F'n Kerry and Ter-e-za (Hillary Hips gets to watch).

[TheSpottedOwl]

Dishwashers, microwaves, and a washer and dryer? A nice guy who really loves them????

[stboz]

A jar of Vlasic pickles?

[Katya]

Well there seems to be some confusion on the subject....is it 73 virgins or 73 white raisins? I'm inclined towards the rare white raisins...then we don't have to start a discussion on whether they're recruiting lesbians.

[Exton1]

Bill Clinton?