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Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses (Schwarzenegger is a Necrophobe!!)
Yahoo News ^ | 9/11/04 | Yahoo News

Posted on 09/11/2004 10:47:14 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

(Excerpt) Read more at story.news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: arnold; california; necorphobia; necrophilia; sexualorientation
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

This thread is begging for some kind of joke about Maria Shriver....

but nope, not me, not this time!


41 posted on 09/11/2004 11:20:27 AM PDT by djf
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To: Darksheare

Ewwww!


42 posted on 09/11/2004 11:23:08 AM PDT by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

It's not a complete ban, only from the point of time at which the deceased begins ripen. If kept in a walk in refrigerator by the necrophillac, they could have a cool one whenever they please, almost indefinately.


43 posted on 09/11/2004 11:26:27 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (DemocRATS promise-RepubliCANS deliver-DemocRATS claim the credit.)
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To: snippy_about_it

It's somewhat funny, and horribly gross.
But out in California there has to specifically be a law against it..


44 posted on 09/11/2004 11:26:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

It's not a complete ban, only from the point of time at which the deceased begins to ripen. If kept in a walk in refrigerator by the necrophillac, they could have a cool one whenever they please, almost indefinately.


45 posted on 09/11/2004 11:27:08 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (DemocRATS promise-RepubliCANS deliver-DemocRATS claim the credit.)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

The government should keep out of peoples' Morgues! And graveyards while they're at it.


46 posted on 09/11/2004 11:27:30 AM PDT by little jeremiah (Islamo-Jihadis and Homosexual-Jihadis both want to destroy civilization.)
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To: An.American.Expatriate

Homophobia is a made up word.

It is easily argued homosexuals are moralphobic.

I have yet to meet anyone who is "scared" of homosexuals. Disgusted, does not want them around children, perhaps.

We could easily say homosexuals are Moralphobic.


47 posted on 09/11/2004 11:30:13 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: Darksheare
As I said on the earlier thread, anyone prosecuted under this law should use the Clinton defense:

"Your Honor, while that corpse was having sex with me, I was not having sex with that corpse."

48 posted on 09/11/2004 11:30:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

So now Teresa Heinz is forbidden from having sex with John Kerry any time they are in California? He is the "walking Corpse" candidate.


49 posted on 09/11/2004 11:32:11 AM PDT by NEBO (If we don't take care of the terrorists, we certainly won't have to worry about the economy.)
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To: djf

Thank you! I can't believe she wasn't mentioned until comment #41. We must have a slow crowd this morning.


50 posted on 09/11/2004 11:33:23 AM PDT by opinionator
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!
Yick, but LOL!


51 posted on 09/11/2004 11:35:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
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To: Stag

When having sex with a corpse is outlawed.............


52 posted on 09/11/2004 11:36:10 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Partisan Political Operative)
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To: An.American.Expatriate


It is best that humor is not overanalyzed.


53 posted on 09/11/2004 11:36:56 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: Dengar01

"Lighten up a bit. Apparently you are the only one who doesn't find this title hillarious."


Thanks! I thought I just be me. :)


54 posted on 09/11/2004 11:38:27 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better

He played on our fears...he betrayed these perverts! (/Algore accent)


55 posted on 09/11/2004 11:38:35 AM PDT by NordP (The terrorists aren’t bullies on a playground; they’re hard core, “24” TV, head-sawing TERRORISTS!)
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To: An.American.Expatriate
We have a few rules here. Please follow them and you will enjoy your time here, otherwise . . . you may meet the Viking Kitties!

I think everyone but you understands most are being facetious here. Crips, lighten up.

56 posted on 09/11/2004 11:39:28 AM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
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To: longtermmemmory

I am a homophobe. Homophobia is the fear of being "done up the butt." I have this fear. :)


57 posted on 09/11/2004 11:40:54 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
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To: JesseHousman

"But can one marry a corpse?"

Yes, but only if the relationship is platonic. However, disregard that rule if you live in San Francisco and go for it.


58 posted on 09/11/2004 11:41:47 AM PDT by TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl
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To: opinionator

Actually, I've always liked her and thought she does a good job and has a bit of class.

But I live in Washington, so have no stake in it, I guess, unless I see a really, really, really desirable corpse lying around!

LOL!


59 posted on 09/11/2004 11:41:56 AM PDT by djf
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To: Darksheare

Ever hear about the necrophiliac nymphomaniac alcoholic?

All day, every day, the same old whine: "I need a cold one! I need a cold one...!"


60 posted on 09/11/2004 11:43:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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