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Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses (Schwarzenegger is a Necrophobe!!)
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Posted on 09/11/2004 10:47:14 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
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To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
This thread is begging for some kind of joke about Maria Shriver....
but nope, not me, not this time!
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posted on
09/11/2004 11:20:27 AM PDT
by
djf
To: Darksheare
42
posted on
09/11/2004 11:23:08 AM PDT
by
snippy_about_it
(Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
It's not a complete ban, only from the point of time at which the deceased begins ripen. If kept in a walk in refrigerator by the necrophillac, they could have a cool one whenever they please, almost indefinately.
43
posted on
09/11/2004 11:26:27 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(DemocRATS promise-RepubliCANS deliver-DemocRATS claim the credit.)
To: snippy_about_it
It's somewhat funny, and horribly gross.
But out in California there has to specifically be a law against it..
44
posted on
09/11/2004 11:26:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
It's not a complete ban, only from the point of time at which the deceased begins to ripen. If kept in a walk in refrigerator by the necrophillac, they could have a cool one whenever they please, almost indefinately.
45
posted on
09/11/2004 11:27:08 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(DemocRATS promise-RepubliCANS deliver-DemocRATS claim the credit.)
To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
The government should keep out of peoples' Morgues! And graveyards while they're at it.
46
posted on
09/11/2004 11:27:30 AM PDT
by
little jeremiah
(Islamo-Jihadis and Homosexual-Jihadis both want to destroy civilization.)
To: An.American.Expatriate
Homophobia is a made up word.
It is easily argued homosexuals are moralphobic.
I have yet to meet anyone who is "scared" of homosexuals. Disgusted, does not want them around children, perhaps.
We could easily say homosexuals are Moralphobic.
To: Darksheare
As I said on the
earlier thread, anyone prosecuted under this law should use the Clinton defense:
"Your Honor, while that corpse was having sex with me, I was not having sex with that corpse."
To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
So now Teresa Heinz is forbidden from having sex with John Kerry any time they are in California? He is the "walking Corpse" candidate.
49
posted on
09/11/2004 11:32:11 AM PDT
by
NEBO
(If we don't take care of the terrorists, we certainly won't have to worry about the economy.)
To: djf
Thank you! I can't believe she wasn't mentioned until comment #41. We must have a slow crowd this morning.
To: Slings and Arrows
51
posted on
09/11/2004 11:35:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Conquerors of the nice T-shirt!)
To: Stag
When having sex with a corpse is outlawed.............
52
posted on
09/11/2004 11:36:10 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Partisan Political Operative)
To: An.American.Expatriate
It is best that humor is not overanalyzed.
53
posted on
09/11/2004 11:36:56 AM PDT
by
Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
(The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
To: Dengar01
"Lighten up a bit. Apparently you are the only one who doesn't find this title hillarious."
Thanks! I thought I just be me. :)
54
posted on
09/11/2004 11:38:27 AM PDT
by
Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
(The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
To: Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
He played on our fears...he betrayed these perverts! (/Algore accent)
55
posted on
09/11/2004 11:38:35 AM PDT
by
NordP
(The terrorists aren’t bullies on a playground; they’re hard core, “24” TV, head-sawing TERRORISTS!)
To: An.American.Expatriate
We have a few rules here. Please follow them and you will enjoy your time here, otherwise . . . you may meet the Viking Kitties! I think everyone but you understands most are being facetious here. Crips, lighten up.
56
posted on
09/11/2004 11:39:28 AM PDT
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: longtermmemmory
I am a homophobe. Homophobia is the fear of being "done up the butt." I have this fear. :)
57
posted on
09/11/2004 11:40:54 AM PDT
by
Private_Sector_Does_It_Better
(The UN did such a great job with the Oil for Food program, let's let them run the whole country!)
To: JesseHousman
"But can one marry a corpse?"
Yes, but only if the relationship is platonic. However, disregard that rule if you live in San Francisco and go for it.
To: opinionator
Actually, I've always liked her and thought she does a good job and has a bit of class.
But I live in Washington, so have no stake in it, I guess, unless I see a really, really, really desirable corpse lying around!
LOL!
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posted on
09/11/2004 11:41:56 AM PDT
by
djf
To: Darksheare
Ever hear about the necrophiliac nymphomaniac alcoholic?
All day, every day, the same old whine: "I need a cold one! I need a cold one...!"
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