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CBS falls for Kerry campaign's fake memo [Mark Steyn]
Chicago Sun Times ^ | September 11, 2004 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 09/11/2004 3:43:17 AM PDT by Quilla

A few weeks ago, Thomas Oliphant of the Boston Globe was on PBS' ''Newshour'' explaining why the hundreds of swift boat veterans' allegations against John Kerry's conduct in Vietnam was unworthy of his attention. "The standard of clear and convincing evidence," he said, talking to Swiftvet John O'Neill as if he were a backward fourth-grader, ''is what keeps this story in the tabloids -- because it does not meet basic standards.''

Last week, we got a good idea of what Thomas Oliphant's ''basic standards'' are. Dan Rather and the elderly gentlemen at ''60 Minutes'' were all atwitter because they'd come into possession of some hitherto undiscovered memos relating to whether George W. Bush failed to show up for his physical in the War of 1812. The media had been flogging this dead horse all spring, but these newly ''discovered'' memos had jump-started the old nag just enough to get him on his knees long enough for the media to flog him all over again.

Unfortunately for CBS, Dan Rather's hairdresser sucks up so much of the budget that there was nothing left for any fact-checking, so the ''60 Minutes'' crew rushed on air with a damning National Guard memo conveniently called ''CYA'' that Bush's commanding officer had written to himself 32 years ago. ''This was too hot not to push,'' one producer told the American Spectator. Hundreds of living Swiftvets who've signed affidavits and are prepared to testify on camera -- that's way too cold to push; we'd want to fact-check that one thoroughly, till, say, midway through John Kerry's second term. But a handful of memos by one dead guy slipped to us by a Kerry campaign operative -- that meets ''basic standards'' and we gotta get it out there right away.

The only problem was the memo. Amazingly, this guy at the Air National Guard base, Lt. Col. Killian, had the only typewriter in Texas in 1973 using a prototype version of the default letter writing program of Microsoft Word, complete with the tiny little superscript thingy that automatically changes July 4th to July 4th. To do that on most 1973 typewriters, you had to unscrew the keys, grab a hammer and give them a couple of thwacks to make the ''t'' and ''h'' squish up all tiny, and even think it looked a bit wonky. You'd think having such a unique typewriter Killian would have used a less easily traceable model for his devastating ''CYA'' memo. Also, he might have chosen a font other than Times New Roman, designed for the Times of London in the 1930s and not licensed to Microsoft by Rupert Murdoch (the Times' owner) until the 1980s.

Killian is no longer around to confirm his extraordinary Magic Typewriter, but his son denied the stuff was written by his dad, and his widow said her late husband never typed. So, on the one hand, we have hundreds of living veterans with chapter and verse on Kerry's fantasy Christmas in Cambodia, and, on the other hand, we have a guy who's been dead 20 years but is still capable of operating Windows XP. It took the savvy chappies at the Powerline Web site and Charles Johnson of ''Little Green Footballs'' about 20 minutes to spot the eerily 2004 look of the 1972 memo, and various Internet wallahs spent the rest of the day tracking down the country's leading typewriter identification experts.

Bombarded with accusations that CBS had fallen for an obvious hoax, Dan turned to his trusty Smith-Corona and bashed out a few e-mails: ''For the umpteenth time,'' he said angrily, ''this is the kind of sleaze I had to put up with when they scoffed at 'What's the frequency, Kenneth?' "

Are Dan Rather and ''60 Minutes'' a bunch of patsies suckered by the Kerry campaign? Not exactly. According to the American Spectator, ''The CBS producer said that some alarm bells went off last week when the signatures and initials of Killian on the documents in hand did not match up with other documents available on the public record, but producers chose to move ahead with the story.''

Hey, why not? Who's gonna spot it? If CBS says it's so, that's good enough for Thomas Oliphant's Boston Globe, the New York Times and the Washington Post, all of whom rushed the story onto their front pages because it met their ''basic standards.'' On Friday morning, Paul Krugman, the New York Times' excitable economist, filed a column called, ''The Dishonesty Thing,'' and for one moment I thought he was about to upbraid CBS for rushing on air with their laughably fake memos. But no, he was droning on about how the National Guard story demonstrated George W. Bush's ''pattern of lies: his assertions that he fulfilled his obligations when he obviously didn't ..."

The tragedy for Rather, Oliphant, Krugman and Co. is that even if the memos were authentic nobody would care. Their boy Kerry had a crummy August not because he didn't hammer Bush for being AWOL in the Spanish-American War but because the senator's AWOL in the present war. Big Media are trashing their own reputations in service to a man who can never win.

After the 2002 election, I wrote, ''Remind me never to complain about 'liberal media bias' again. Right now, liberal media bias is conspiring to assist the Democrats to sleepwalk over the cliff.''

The media and the Democrats sustain each other's make-believe land. Dan Rather tells his staff, ''Kerry's told me there's nothing to this Swiftvet thing.'' Kerry tells his, ''Rather's assured me this Swiftvet story's going nowhere.''

George W. Bush ought to wake up every morning and thank the Lord the media aren't on his side.

Remember the Hitler Diaries? They turned up in the '80s. Only problem is they weren't by Hitler. But by then various prestige publications had paid a fortune to serialize them. Among them was the Sunday Times of London, owned by Murdoch, who wasn't happy. He called the editor, Frank Giles, into his office, and said, ''Frank, I'm promoting you to editor emeritus.''

''I've always wondered,'' murmured Frank, ''what 'editor emeritus' means.''

''The 'e-' means you've been given the elbow and the '-meritus' means you bloody deserve it,'' said Murdoch.

I have a feeling after November CBS News will be promoting Dan Rather to editor emeritus.

Either that, or next week's ''60 Minutes'' -- ''Exclusive! Handwriting Expert Says Bush Wrote The Hitler Diaries!'' -- will have much better fact-checking.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: forgery; killian; mostinept; rather; steyn
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To: Popman
Ellen 'ranting' Ratner was just on Fox and Friends and basically said that. She said the 'content' of the documents are true, even if the documents themselves are faked.

That must be the morning DNC talkingpoint for today.
21 posted on 09/11/2004 4:22:14 AM PDT by TomGuy (His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
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To: TomGuy
You have to love it....

Karl Rove tricked them with a fake memo, yet they're competent enough to deal with the Saddams of the world.

Right.

22 posted on 09/11/2004 4:24:47 AM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: TomGuy
Must be interesting living in their bizarre world.

I think I"ll forge a bank statement with an account totaling $2,000,000 to secure a loan for $1,000,000 .

While I'm being arrested for fraud, I'll say

the 'content' of the documents are true, even if the documents themselves are faked.

23 posted on 09/11/2004 4:27:29 AM PDT by Popman
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To: Quilla

Just when you think he can't possibly outdo himself, he does. God bless Steyn.


24 posted on 09/11/2004 4:30:17 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Quilla

It seems the only questions remaining are; Who forged the documents, and how CBS got them?


25 posted on 09/11/2004 4:32:34 AM PDT by billhilly (If you're lurking here from DU (Democrats unglued), I trust this post will make you sick)
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To: edwin hubble

You said it. The late, great Michael Kelly was a treasure. Courageous, brilliant, and a writer we miss to this day.


26 posted on 09/11/2004 4:35:17 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Quilla
CBS and Dan Rather's is using handwriting expert Marcel Matley to stall for time. c.f. link posted by Dog .

Marcel Matley has even written an article about stalling for the time. The second line of Matley's article is... "How to hold off your opponent until the cavalry arrives" and in the last paragraph... "At least with the above you will have hopefully survived the day..."
27 posted on 09/11/2004 4:35:45 AM PDT by igoramus987
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To: Quilla
George W. Bush failed to show up for his physical in the War of 1812.

ROTFLMAO! Steyn is just so naturaly witty.

28 posted on 09/11/2004 4:37:18 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Do you just think I fell off a turnip truck?)
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To: Quilla

Interesting.


29 posted on 09/11/2004 4:38:11 AM PDT by Dante3
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To: billhilly
Who forged the documents, and how CBS got them?

1. The DNC.
2. The DNC.

30 posted on 09/11/2004 4:40:00 AM PDT by Aeronaut (Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse -- and things won't unless they get elected.)
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To: Popman
the 'content' of the documents are true, even if the documents themselves are faked.

Ya know, I thought that might be the angle he was playing, but he couldn't be THAT stupid!

After hearing the son last night on H&C I am convienced this whole thing is a farce and CBS wasn't set up, they totally know they're lying.

31 posted on 09/11/2004 4:42:26 AM PDT by sirchtruth (Do you just think I fell off a turnip truck?)
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To: Quilla

Nooooo!!! CBSNBCABCPBS are all impartial!!!! How dare you question there integrity!!! They are pure and holy!!!

(sarcasm notice!)


I just love watching the MSM implode! It's so much fun!!!


32 posted on 09/11/2004 4:45:27 AM PDT by kb2614 ( You have everything to fear, including fear itself. - The new DNC slogan)
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To: Quilla
It took the savvy chappies at the Powerline Web site and Charles Johnson of ''Little Green Footballs'' about 20 minutes to spot the eerily 2004 look of the 1972 memo, and various Internet wallahs spent the rest of the day tracking down the country's leading typewriter identification experts.
Great site: Little Green Footballs
33 posted on 09/11/2004 4:45:40 AM PDT by samtheman (www.georgewbush.com)
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To: TomGuy
Just think, with a "th" instead of a "tn" Ratner would be Rather.

Leni

34 posted on 09/11/2004 4:47:48 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Florida Freepers....We Have a Great State Forum. Click the Flag on your Profile Page to Get to It)
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To: Quilla
The media and the Democrats sustain each other's make-believe land.

Oh, so very true!

35 posted on 09/11/2004 4:49:37 AM PDT by twntaipan (CBS News: The News of Choice of Frauds and Forgers Everywhere!)
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To: Quilla
Brilliant, once again. Steyn, like FR, rocks!
36 posted on 09/11/2004 4:50:56 AM PDT by shezza
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To: Aeronaut

Actually, the smell emanating from this affair allows me to guess the following:

1. Chris Lehane's sister
2. Chris Lehane

We haven't seen the little weasel in months, and now he's back in the mainstream. Coincidence?


37 posted on 09/11/2004 4:51:12 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Quilla
Last time I read Steyn I said he was a "masterful" word smith. Someone corrected me correctly in that I should have said "masterly." "Masterful" implies a dominant, controlling approach.

I must say, today's editorial by Steyn is indeed "masterful" in respect to Rather and 60 minutes. Ouch! is all they can say.

38 posted on 09/11/2004 4:57:26 AM PDT by shrinkermd
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To: Quilla

At least there was a plausible case for the Hitler Diaries forgery. There is NONE for the Killian Memos. Its not even snappily put together. CBS bought a crummy job and now they have to suffer a PR meltdown cause they thought they finally had the goods on Bush. As Mark Steyn might well reply in jest, "life's unfair." Its not like any one in the prestige media pays him any attention. After all, when a Republican is the target, its never the evidence that matters, which is besides the point but rather the seriousness of the charge. You know what standard the media rather prefers. Sorry, I couldn't resist the puns but there's something rather refreshing about Dan Rather being submerged in a lather of lies.


39 posted on 09/11/2004 4:59:10 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: beaversmom

Ping!


40 posted on 09/11/2004 5:13:40 AM PDT by Two Thirds Vote Aye (On 9/11/01, President Bush analyzed for 7 minutes. Kerry "couldn't think" for 40 minutes.)
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