NEWLAND WIRE SERVICES
In a bizarre twist to his failing Presidential campaign,
John Kerry made an appearance today dressed as
Neville Chamberlain, waving a piece of paper he said
contained "absolute proof" that George W. Bush was
actually Osama bin Laden in disguise.
"Have you ever seen the 2 of them in the same room
at the same time?" barked Kerry, while members of
his family, official DNC forgers, and 60 Minutes editors
all squealed with delight.
Dan Rather will be revealing the "real" photographic
evidence this weekend on a 2-hour special edition of
60 Minutes, after his staff completes their intense
two-day Photoshop training.
