Proof Kerry Was In Cambodia on December 24th, 1968

CBS News ^ | 12/24/1968 | Richard M. Nixon

[CT]

MEMO - THE WHITEHOUSE
Date: December 24, 1968 From: Richard M. Nixon
To: Lt. JG John Kerry

Subj: CAMBODIA INCURSION

Dear Mr. Kerry, we have selected you to take your swiftboat out tonight on a little run. Succeed, and their is a CIA hat in it for you.

This is Top Secret, so don't do anything foolish like write a movie review about the experience at some future date.

We want you to do this alone. So give your crew liberty tonight. Explain your absence away with some excuse. Try saying you want that ingrown toenail of yours looked at down a sickbay.

You are to proceed 50 miles into Cambodia and pick up a double agent. Khmer Rouge, to be exact.

Nobody knows about these guys, and they haven't gotten much publicity. Actually none. So that will be good for cover.

Yours Truly,

Richard M. Nixon
President

PS Be careful. CIA reports South Vietnamese Buddists may be hitting the sauce tonight - Christmas and all.

[drpix]

You're right! And I've got the photo proving it! But I don't think he made it there in 1968. Probably a little later...."fog of war" and all...you know.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

LOL!

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

One slight problem, Nixon didn't take office until January of 1969.

Blah blah blah. It's the SERIESNESS of the charges that's important here. ;-)

[colorado tanker]

Gee, for such a top secret mission I betcha Nixon sent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 to go along with Gungha Kerry.

[AmericanMade1776]

details, details....

[KingPin]

The truth of the matter is that this operation was being run by none other than Haliburton.

[christie]

Is the traveling guys?

[Cuttnhorse]

You can't fool me, it's a fake, Nixon was a better writer...he knew when to use "there" instead of the incorrect, "their".

[Theodore R.]

Yes, Nixon was inaugurated on Jan. 20, 1969, and the one popular icon Ben Barnes was inaugurated as lt. governor of Texas about two weeks earlier!

[Slump Tester]

LOL - This should frost their weenies pretty good!

Here are 2 email addresses:

60II@cbsnews.com; evening@cbsnews.com;

Does anyone have one for Rather? (I tried drather and danrather, but they both came back as undeliverable.)

[M-cubed]

Nixon wasn't inaugurated until January 1969. Clever forgery.<<< CBS and Dubious Dan will never catch it!...The couldnt pour pi$$ out of a boot if the directions were on the heel!

[Redcloak]

Ya gotta do this kinda thing up right...

MEMO - THE WHITEHOUSE
Date: December 24, 1968 From: Richard M. Nixon
To: Lt. JG John Kerry

Subj: CAMBODIA INCURSION

Dear Mr. Kerry, we have selected you to take your swiftboat out tonight on a little run. Succeed, and their is a CIA hat in it for you.

This is Top Secret, so don't do anything foolish like write a movie review about the experience at some future date.

We want you to do this alone. So give your crew liberty tonight. Explain your absence away with some excuse. Try saying you want that ingrown toenail of yours looked at down a sickbay.

You are to proceed 50 miles into Cambodia and pick up a double agent. Khmer Rouge, to be exact.

Nobody knows about these guys, and they haven't gotten much publicity. Actually none. So that will be good for cover.

Yours Truly,

Richard M. Nixon
President

PS Be careful. CIA reports South Vietnamese Buddists may be hitting the sauce tonight - Christmas and all.

Don't get tripped up on that font thingee like Dan Rather did!

[CT]

You can't fool me, it's a fake, Nixon was a better writer...he knew when to use "there" instead of the incorrect, "their".

'Historian' Douglas Brinkley assured me that Nixon had this 'problem' with the words - there, their, and they're.

He never mastered the difference, and always used 'their' to express 'there.'

Authentication complete.

[woofie]

It looks like a forgery

[Conspiracy Guy]

? ? : {

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[Cuttnhorse]

You win...authentic

[CT]

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[sport]

Did someone discover a cross between a human and waterbuffalo?

[chainsaw]

Send this into CBS News and Dan Rather

and tell them that I verify this is what Richard Nixon was thinking on December 24, 1968. He was a good friend of mine...well I knew him, he was my president-starting in 1969.