[Redcloak]

Ya gotta do this kinda thing up right...

MEMO - THE WHITEHOUSE
Date: December 24, 1968 From: Richard M. Nixon
To: Lt. JG John Kerry

Subj: CAMBODIA INCURSION

Dear Mr. Kerry, we have selected you to take your swiftboat out tonight on a little run. Succeed, and their is a CIA hat in it for you.

This is Top Secret, so don't do anything foolish like write a movie review about the experience at some future date.

We want you to do this alone. So give your crew liberty tonight. Explain your absence away with some excuse. Try saying you want that ingrown toenail of yours looked at down a sickbay.

You are to proceed 50 miles into Cambodia and pick up a double agent. Khmer Rouge, to be exact.

Nobody knows about these guys, and they haven't gotten much publicity. Actually none. So that will be good for cover.

Yours Truly,

Richard M. Nixon
President

PS Be careful. CIA reports South Vietnamese Buddists may be hitting the sauce tonight - Christmas and all.

Don't get tripped up on that font thingee like Dan Rather did!

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[KingPin]

At least yours looks like it's from the 1960s... Rather looks like the biggest F'ing idiot in the history of investigative reporting tonight.