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Department of Wellness (Kerry wants to create it!)
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| 9/9/04
| Mickey Kaus
Posted on 09/09/2004 10:33:20 AM PDT by Cableguy
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Another thing that Bush can make fun of
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:33:21 AM PDT
by
Cableguy
To: Cableguy
How about a Department of F***ing Perspective? ROFLMAO!!!!
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:34:42 AM PDT
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: Cableguy
"The Serial: A Day in the Life of Marin County"..."us-ness, you-ness, me-ness... Well-ness. " LOL!
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:35:06 AM PDT
by
Alia
To: Cableguy
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:36:04 AM PDT
by
stainlessbanner
(Hey Kerry: Flip-Flop Hurricane Ivan back out to sea!)
To: Cableguy
Earlier in the year Kerry proclaimed that he would not be the last to know in his chain of command...
I suppose he would accomplish this with a Department of Clairvoyance with Miss Cleo as the department head.
To: Cableguy
Kerry needs somewhere to put his wife if he wins.
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:36:31 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: Cableguy
How about a Department of Read the Constitution and Follow It Faithfully?
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:37:48 AM PDT
by
Chummy
(RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "A vote 4 Kerry is a vote for Osama")
To: Cableguy
Would Kerry's wellness department pay for his facelift? That would make me feel much more well.
To: gov_bean_ counter
Kerry proclaimed that he would not be the last to know in his chain of command...Meaning he wouldn't be at the top of the chain? Whom does he plan on reporting to when President?
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:39:40 AM PDT
by
kevao
To: Cableguy
Didn't the mentally-ill Kuchinich wacko want to create a Dept of Peace?
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:40:28 AM PDT
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: Cableguy
"Department of Wellness." How about a Department of F***ing Perspective? If I didn't already have a tagline I really liked, I think I would have just found a new one...
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:41:55 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: Cableguy
The guy is losing it
Big time
(Senator Kerry. Please seek help.)
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:43:38 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: 7.62 x 51mm
To: Cableguy
"Departness of Wellness"?
Would this be in charge of drilling for oil in the North Slope?
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:44:02 AM PDT
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: Cableguy
Why don't they go all the way and just create a "Department of Fairness"? They can consolidate all of their pie-in-the-sky schemes and most of the other Departments into this one entity.
To: Cableguy
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:47:10 AM PDT
by
You Dirty Rats
(WE WILL WIN WITH W - Isara)
To: Cableguy
"...a Department of Wellness..."
So does this mean we'll all be learning how to windsurf and get to wear those snappy-looking flowery shorts?
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:47:36 AM PDT
by
Maria S
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, 6/28/04)
To: Mr. Jeeves
"Department of Fairness"
Or "Department of Communist Application."
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:49:24 AM PDT
by
Socratic
(Yes, there is method in the madness.)
To: Cableguy
How about a Department of F***ing Perspective?
I think that the 'Department of Love' and 'Department of Truth' would be more likely.
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:51:58 AM PDT
by
tjwmason
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Cableguy
DEPT. OF WELLNESS [Jonah Goldberg] Frankly except for Kerry's Dovishness, nothing -- not judges, not tax hikes, not whatever else Kerry is for -- scares me more than a Department of Wellness. The Orwellian sound of the name alone should cause conservative and libertarian hackles to ride high. The moment such a department is created, the rent-seekers, homeopaths, psychics, fruitarians, communitarians, magneto-therapists, anger-management gurus and the entire Star Wars cantina of 12-Step New Age Handholders would march to Washington to set up shop and try to define "Wellness" in ways favorable to them and annoying to you (or at least me). You want preventative medicine? Fine. Let's innoculate more kids and have more exercise in gym class. But give Theresa Heinz (the source of this idea) the opportunity to oversee American "Wellness" and don't be surprised if the State Trooper asks you to turn your head and cough before he gives you a parking ticket. There's nothing more intrusive than a government given a mandate to do what it deems necessary "for your own good." Posted at 11:41 AM
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posted on
09/09/2004 10:53:35 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(With what? Spitballs!?!)
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