How about a Department of Read the Constitution and Follow It Faithfully?
But then, if he'd win God forbid, he'd have to hire Bush!!
Sadly, John Flip-Flop Kerry seems to have this base covered, in his own socialist way.
These (leftie) celebrities 'reading' the constitution really just amounts to them pointing out it's inadequacies so that it can be retooled by the 'great thinkers' they hold in such esteem like Johnny Flip-Flop. You know, the 'constitutionality' of abortion, the unconstitutionality' of gun ownership, well, you get it... And being the civic-minded, grand celebrities that they are and knowing how we strive to emulate them, they can easily win us over, right? Well, all but us 'right wing extremists', but we don't count anyway and they like to say we are the minority...