It would work well anywhere Michael Moore is present.
1 posted on
09/09/2004 7:45:10 AM PDT by
BJClinton
To: BJClinton
Why would anyone make a robot democrat?
2 posted on
09/09/2004 7:47:24 AM PDT by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: BJClinton
It'd still smell better than Mikey.
4 posted on
09/09/2004 7:49:08 AM PDT by
RightWingAtheist
(<A HREF=http://www.michaelmoore.com>disingenuous filmmaker</A>)
To: martin_fierro
You could sue for copyright violation. :)
5 posted on
09/09/2004 7:49:28 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Patiently waiting for my official curmudgeon T-shirt.)
To: BJClinton
"Come into my parlour, said the robot to the fly..."
6 posted on
09/09/2004 7:49:47 AM PDT by
linear
To: BJClinton
I suppose it was dubbed, "The Renfield Project"?
8 posted on
09/09/2004 7:51:33 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(ZOT 'em all, let MOD sort 'em out!)
To: BJClinton
don't let PETA get wind of this
To: BJClinton
I have a bad feeling about this . . .
11 posted on
09/09/2004 7:54:25 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
Smelly robot eats flies to generate its own powerI had to ping you guys to this truly special headline. I can hardly believe we've finally developed a robotic.......frog.
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15 posted on
09/09/2004 8:03:30 AM PDT by
Shryke
(Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
To: BJClinton
Interesting. This is similar to an idea from a 1974 sci-fi story by Isaac Asimov called "That Thou Art Mindful of Him." One of the robots in the story is a small robotic bird whose only function is to catch a certain species of fly and dispose of them. But the ending throws the reader for a loop.
Here's some info on the story: That Thou Art Mindful of Him
To: BJClinton
...special fuel cells that will break down sugar in the insects' skeletons... Shhhh! Don't tell the Atkins folks about this!
18 posted on
09/09/2004 8:16:11 AM PDT by
T Minus Four
(From the Holy City of Hill Air Force Base, Utah)
To: BJClinton
19 posted on
09/09/2004 8:19:27 AM PDT by
Willie Green
(Go Alan Go!!!)
To: BJClinton
I, for one, welcome our new fly-killing, Robot Overlords.
22 posted on
09/09/2004 8:32:16 AM PDT by
Blzbba
(John F'in Kerry - Dawn of a New Error.)
To: BJClinton
OK. It "digests" the flies for power. There is another product of digestion: waste. Do we
really want a robot that poops?
I can see it now. Three doors along a hallway: "Men's Room", "Women's Room", "Robot's Room". C3P0 walks out of the "Robot's Room" and declares ala Ace Ventura: "DO NOT GO IN THERE! PHEWWWW!!!"
To: BJClinton
NOW there is the germ of thought for a mosquito eating machine... The thought of a machine eating mosquitos in the back yard all night run by the energy generated by the mosquitos themselves is too much to expect.. and if it Purr'ed too like cat so much the better.. The mosquitos have been living off us for way too long..
30 posted on
09/09/2004 9:28:55 AM PDT by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: BJClinton
What was the name of the first guy Dracula (Bella Lagosi) ensnares to assist him in the original Dracula movie? All I can come up with is "Renfrew" I'm pretty sure that's wrong. (For the younger set, this guy eats insects throughout the movie)
To: BJClinton
Related Story:
The Saskatewan Fly Eating Robot energy sector signs agreement to supply $35 Billion worth of electrical power to California.
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