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Toilet Clogger's Record Wiped Clean
Fox News ^ | 9/8/2004

Posted on 09/08/2004 2:33:49 PM PDT by Horatio Gates

The toilet-clogging charge against a Montana college student has been flushed down the drain.

As earlier reported in Out There, Jared Huffman, 19, was cited for misdemeanor criminal mischief after he bunged up a toilet at a border-crossing station Aug. 21.

On Aug. 31, a Toole County, Mont., judge dumped the case at the request of the county's attorney, who found there had been no permanent damage to the federal facilities at the Port of Sweet Grass (search), reported the Great Falls Tribune.

"That's beautiful," Huffman said upon hearing the news. "I don't think I did anything wrong."

Huffman could have gotten six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for the problematic poop.

"Hallelujah," said his mother, Paula Huffman, who said she'd publicized the story to "bring the injustice to light."

"Honestly, I don't think they [Customs and Border Patrol inspectors] should be getting away with abusing their power like that," Paula Huffman said.

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To: shotokan

Oh geez, not this sh!t again!


21 posted on 09/08/2004 3:19:36 PM PDT by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Loyalist

Say what you will about Canada, but we still have four gallon toilets!

I cry foul! NAFTA was to open the borders to free trade. I want Canadian 4-gallon flushers. NAFTA sold me a bill of goods!


22 posted on 09/08/2004 3:24:41 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: shotokan

here in southeast florida the power is out due to hurricane francis. A majority of lift stations aren't working and raw sewage is backing up into hundreds of thousands of folks homes.
Must smell real nice. I can at least flush the johns using pool water. Someone comes here about now trying this trick could get shot and acquitted using the looters will be shot on sught rules.


23 posted on 09/08/2004 3:35:50 PM PDT by Joe Boucher (4 more years)
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To: Joe Boucher
I can at least flush the johns using pool water

Was that an intended pun? Flush them anyway you can, friend and on Nov 2. I pray things get cleared up for you all in Florida ASAP.

24 posted on 09/08/2004 3:49:14 PM PDT by Horatio Gates (This space for sale.)
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To: Loyalist

"Say what you will about Canada..."

but you still have the French!

(-:


25 posted on 09/08/2004 4:24:48 PM PDT by PeterFinn ("John Kerry is a flip-flopper and a phony" - Howell Raines quoted in the Wash. Post)
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To: Loyalist
Say what you will about Canada, but we still have four gallon toilets!

Wouldn't that be 15.16 L toilets?

26 posted on 09/08/2004 4:33:26 PM PDT by Chemist_Geek ("Drill, R&D, and conserve" should be our watchwords! Energy independence for America!)
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To: shotokan

27 posted on 09/08/2004 4:46:59 PM PDT by FlJoePa (Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.)
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To: shotokan

Not intentional but clearely appropriate.


28 posted on 09/09/2004 8:23:07 AM PDT by Joe Boucher (4 more years)
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To: shotokan

Musta been a real bowlwinder, eh?


29 posted on 09/09/2004 8:25:20 AM PDT by bankwalker (We are having a cultural civil war and our side had better win it.)
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