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...anyone want to volunteer? It would be a great help to the Russian Federation. [...little humor there.]
1 posted on 09/08/2004 1:58:51 PM PDT by familyop
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To: yonif

Ping!


2 posted on 09/08/2004 1:59:35 PM PDT by familyop (Essayons)
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To: familyop

I think we've found a new home for Alec Baldwin.


3 posted on 09/08/2004 2:00:21 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever ("The message of the Cross is foolishness to those who are perishing...")
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To: familyop

Too bad for them - All the Peaceniks are Anti-Nuke! HA HA HA


5 posted on 09/08/2004 2:01:37 PM PDT by TX Bluebonnet
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To: familyop
Iran is seeking volunteers to act as a massive human shield

Well, if they're looking for "masssive"...


8 posted on 09/08/2004 2:04:41 PM PDT by itsamelman (“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
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To: familyop

We could get 25,000 with one strike?

I think that's too good a shot to pass up.


9 posted on 09/08/2004 2:04:48 PM PDT by EEDUDE (Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: familyop; hchutch

Oh, goody! A twofer (or more-fer)!


10 posted on 09/08/2004 2:05:15 PM PDT by Poohbah (If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
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To: familyop
...officials of the group said 10,000 young volunteers registered for "martyrdom operations" against Israel and US forces in Iraq

Why young volunteers? Is it b/c anybody over, say, 23 is too smart, too clever or too in-the-know to (quote) volunteer (unquote)? Plus, a box of doughnuts says that, esp. when it comes to media shots, a whole lot of these human shields will be:
- Little more than children e.g. 12,14 year olds.
- Pretty...or at least attractive young girls. No Big Ethels here.
- Western young people. Some guys but plenty of blond haired, compassionate Caifornia type chicks.

The press will eat it up!

13 posted on 09/08/2004 2:11:58 PM PDT by yankeedame ("Born with the gift of laughter & a sense that the world was mad.")
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To: familyop
Can't the girlie men be their own human shields?

Oh, I answered my own question.

Never mind.

14 posted on 09/08/2004 2:13:52 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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To: familyop
recruits shields for nuclear reactor

This one's my favorite ...


15 posted on 09/08/2004 2:14:37 PM PDT by LTCJ (God Save the Constitution.)
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To: familyop

Big bang, destroyed nuke facility, and thousands Darwinized ???

You just can't do better for your Defense dollar than that. . . . (evil grin)


16 posted on 09/08/2004 2:19:04 PM PDT by Salgak (don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .)
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To: familyop
maybe a good place to test out the British Mk-1 Mod-0 Concrete Bombs!!!

they are ballisticly correct 2000 to 5000 pound concrete units that will kill a reactor or anything else they hit

17 posted on 09/08/2004 2:20:16 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: familyop
Iran is seeking volunteers to act as a massive human shield around Iran's nuclear reactor in case of a military attack against the facility.

Quick. Print this into a flyer and pass it around the next Democrat/Leftist gathering! We'll do both Iran and the United States a favor by sending those annoying, mealy-mouthed pantywaists over there.

Even better, they'll be put out of our misery when (not if) we or Israel take out Iran's nuclear capability.

19 posted on 09/08/2004 2:25:06 PM PDT by Prime Choice (Democrats. They want to have their cake and eat yours too.)
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To: familyop

Ive got some volunteers,
mike moore, susan sarandon, tom arnold, billary clinton, jimmy carter, john kerry, terry the tool mccauliffe, madonna or whatever the hell her name is now, rosie there is nothign rosie about this bitch personality, all of al qaeda, susan estrich, madeline halfbright, richard reich, dick clark, alec baldwin, p diddy, jadakiss, ben affleck, matt damon, ted i will drown your ass in my oldsmobile kennedy, robert kennedy, the iranian mullahs, tom daschle, nancy pelosi, charlie rangel, the mayor from san francisco whatever that chesters name is, al franken, all of those assholes in Oakland during the Iraq war who blocked supplies from going to our trooops, the losers from moveon.orgy, bruce springstein, dave drop the deuce matthews, woopi whoops there goes what is left of my pathetic career goldberg and I have no eyebrows, tim robbins, the writers from the NY liberal times and the Boston Kerry Globe (NYT owns Boston Globe) I know I forgot so many more but here should be a good start


22 posted on 09/08/2004 3:03:59 PM PDT by erik22lax
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To: familyop

Like Israel will give a crap!!!


24 posted on 09/08/2004 3:11:38 PM PDT by fish hawk
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To: familyop
Iran is seeking volunteers

Why should they when they have plenty of school children to use.....Seems to work in Iraq, Afghanistan and Beslan.

Oh......I forgot....They only use somebody else's school children.

26 posted on 09/08/2004 4:36:36 PM PDT by Tom Bombadil
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To: familyop

The sad part is that they will not end up with "volunteers" but rather political prisoners who have opposed the mullahs and their tyranical government. Of course you won't hear any human rights groups protesting because they are too busy being obsessed with our putting panties on the heads of terrorists.


27 posted on 09/08/2004 4:43:25 PM PDT by LoudRepublicangirl (loudrepublicangirl)
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