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Daily Kerry Crack-ups - September 6, 2004 (Photos)
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Posted on 09/06/2004 5:49:36 PM PDT by itsnevertoolate

Kerry stops in Cannonsburg, PA while Teresa makes her first public appearance in awhile by attending the Labor Day parade in Pittsburgh. Kerry goes on to Racine, WV, where he receives a shotgun (but the AP and the AFP can't tell a shotgun from a rifle). Kerry then heads to Cleveland, where he shows he is one tough hombre, even though he knows how to bow.

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry , D-Mass., waves to supporters while visiting a neighborhood in Cannonsburg, Pa., on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry (D-MA) waves to the crowd at a front porch chat in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, September 6, 2004. (Jim Young/Reuters)

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks to supporters while visiting a neighborhood in Cannonsburg, Penn. on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks to supporters while visiting a neighborhood in Canonsburg, Penn. on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry (D-MA) is silhouetted against crowd at a front porch chat in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, September 6, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry (D-MA) is silhouetted as he listens to his introduction at a front porch chat in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, September 6, 2004. Recent polls have Kerry trailing President George W. Bush by over 10 points. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry applauds his supporters as he boards his plane in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, September 6, 2004. Kerry is on his way to Charleston, West Virginia. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

Maria Razanauskas, president of Allegheny Nurses Chapter, center, receives a hug from Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, right, as they neared the end of their march on the Boulevard of the Allies for the Labor Day Parade in Pittsburgh, Pa., Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Mark Genito)

 

Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John F. Kerry (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., is greeted by a swarm of supporters as she finished marching with union workers in Pittsburgh's Labor Day parade, Monday, Sept.6, 2004. (AP Photo/Mark Genito)

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry admires a shotgun presented to him at Labor Day celebrations in Racine, West Virginia, September 6, 2004. Under pressure from some Democrats to change the subject from national security -- regarded by many as President George W. Bush's strongest issue -- Kerry tried to focus exclusively on the economy and other domestic topics at a neighborhood meeting but supporters raised Iraq. The Massachusetts senator, who has said he would have voted to give Bush the authority to use force if necessary against Iraq even if he had known at the time that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, has struggled to draw clear contrasts with the president. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry holds up a shotgun presented to him at Labor Day celebrations in Racine, West Virginia, September 6, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., holds up a rifle [sic] he received as a gift while visiting a Labor Day celebration in Racine, West Virg. on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry holds a rifle [sic] offered to him by supporters before delivering a speech during a meeting with coal mine workers in Racine, West Virginia.(AFP/Hector Mata)

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a Labor Day celebration in Racine, West Virg. on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at a Labor Day celebration in Racine, West Virg. on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks to crowd at Labor Day celebrations in Racine, West Virginia, September 6, 2004. Under pressure from some Democrats to change the subject from national security -- regarded by many as President George W. Bush's strongest issue -- Kerry tried to focus exclusively on the economy and other domestic topics at a neighborhood meeting but supporters raised Iraq. The Massachusetts senator, who has said he would have voted to give Bush the authority to use force if necessary against Iraq even if he had known at the time that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, has struggled to draw clear contrasts with the president. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry waves to the crowd at Labor Day celebrations in Racine, West Virginia, September 6, 2004. Under pressure from some Democrats to change the subject from national security -- regarded by many as President George W. Bush's strongest issue -- Kerry tried to focus exclusively on the economy and other domestic topics at a neighborhood meeting but supporters raised Iraq. The Massachusetts senator, who has said he would have voted to give Bush the authority to use force if necessary against Iraq even if he had known at the time that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, has struggled to draw clear contrasts with the president. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., addresses the crowd at the UMW Labor Day Picnic in Racine, W.Va., Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Bob Bird)

 

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, right, gestures along with West Virginia Auditor Glen Gainer, left, West Virginia Supreme Court Justice Warren McGraw, center left, and Rep. Nick Joe Rahall, D-W.Va., center right, during the UMW Labor Day Picnic in Racine, W.Va., Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Bob Bird)

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., arrives at the 36th Annual Congressional Labor Day Picnic in Cleveland on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry bows to the applause of the crowd at a rally in Cleveland, Ohio, September 6, 2004. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry speaks at a rally in Cleveland, Ohio, September 6, 2004. Recent polls have Kerry trailing President George W. Bush by over 10 points. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

Democratic presidential nominee, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., speaks at the 36th Annual Congressional Labor Day Picnic in Cleveland on Monday, Sept. 6, 2004. (AP Photo/Laura Rauch)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dorkboy; gigolo; goofball; kerry; teresa; toast
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To: itsnevertoolate

I guess this is that little Viet Cong bow thing Madame Binh taught him.

61 posted on 09/06/2004 6:33:51 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

You hit that dead on!!! The coal


62 posted on 09/06/2004 6:34:12 PM PDT by Boazo
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To: AmericanVictory

Sorry to burst the bubble, but no, he snot.


63 posted on 09/06/2004 6:35:32 PM PDT by Neets (Conservative women LOVE BURLEY MEN, not GIRLIE DEMS.!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Tonk you have to see what the media is up to in post #40


64 posted on 09/06/2004 6:37:54 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Boazo

Only Kerry would become a "lump of coal" to appeal for a vote.


65 posted on 09/06/2004 6:38:14 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776 (John Kerrry, the Rice A Phony, the Cambodian treat.)
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To: itsnevertoolate

66 posted on 09/06/2004 6:38:36 PM PDT by Boazo
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To: A CA Guy

"Perfect" would've been a shadow *bunny* but I couldn't find one....;))


67 posted on 09/06/2004 6:41:05 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: mylife

Are you lonely? Or did you put up an incorrect link? ;)


68 posted on 09/06/2004 6:41:09 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: Fawnn

does it not work?


69 posted on 09/06/2004 6:43:29 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife
Yep - in the old high school locker room, that was known as the 'tossing off' maneuver....looks like he's got it down pat.


70 posted on 09/06/2004 6:44:40 PM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: Salamander
That url...sure describes John Kerry as a Shadow Person.

Shadow People, also known as Shadow Folk, are usually attracted to one person or location for unknown reasons. Often they are seen as dark silhouettes of human-shape, generally male, that prefer to watch someone unseen and flee the moment they are noticed. Still this doesn't always fit the experience. While some people distinctly see a male shape without details, others have described them from shapeless wispy black blobs to swirling columns of dark smoke. Some have odors associated with them while most don't. Their personalities range wildly from shy and skittish to downright nasty, with a few of the living describing them as the ultimate essence of pure evil. One segment of sighters claim shadow people are a type of post human ghost while another camp of folks swear they are strictly elemental. In any case, the only common denominator seems to be is that they are 'dark.'


71 posted on 09/06/2004 6:44:58 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776 (John Kerrry, the Rice A Phony, the Cambodian treat.)
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To: Salamander

I was thinking just what you posted as I worked my way down. I saw your post and laughed out loud, that was perfect as far as I was concerned.


72 posted on 09/06/2004 6:45:57 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Chilling, isn't it?....==8-O


73 posted on 09/06/2004 6:46:26 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: mylife

It took me to a page to post a message to you first. And then brought me here! (How'd you do that!? LOL)


74 posted on 09/06/2004 6:46:28 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: A CA Guy

kerry makes this stuff *so* easy....:))


75 posted on 09/06/2004 6:48:46 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: Salamander
Chilling , but amazing, that they nailed John Kerry so well.

A shapeless wispy black blob that is downright nasty!

76 posted on 09/06/2004 6:49:52 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776 (John Kerrry, the Rice A Phony, the Cambodian treat.)
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To: Fawnn

Im sure it was all a big goof on my part.

I just wanted Tonk to see the POW MIA shennanigans in post 40


77 posted on 09/06/2004 6:50:18 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Neets

I dunno, the more I see and hear him, the more he seems to be in cloud land. He opens his mouth and the vapors emerge.


78 posted on 09/06/2004 6:50:32 PM PDT by AmericanVictory (Should we be more like them, or they like us?)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Just makes you wanna use the dreaded "e" word, doesn't it?...LOL!


79 posted on 09/06/2004 6:51:16 PM PDT by Salamander (This Is A Dark Ride)
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To: Salamander

yes.....yes.....the dreaded "e" word.


80 posted on 09/06/2004 6:52:29 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776 (John Kerrry, the Rice A Phony, the Cambodian treat.)
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