WACKED OUT THINKING......
Posted on 09/06/2004 11:01:48 AM PDT by doug from upland
A well-placed source, at the risk of his own safety, has shared information with me that was embargoed until impeached and disgraced ex-president Bill Clinton made it safely through surgery. I am now free to tell the story.
Exclusively for FreeRepublic, the predominant conservative website and teller of truth, I was told by my source that a nun who was associated with St. Patrick's Cathedral had passed away three weeks ago at the age of 91. She had performed wonderful work in her life and had made it known that, just prior to her death, she would undergo an experimental procedure in which her conscience could be removed and saved for Bill Clinton.
The conscience was cyrogenically preserved in a heavily guarded lab at the Columbia University Medical Center.
After Clinton's surgery, a secret team entered the operating room and prepared to perform the transplant. The procedure was almost canceled when the team discovered that there was no conscience to be removed! The reaction from several on the secret team was the same --- duh.
The team held a brief meeting and decided to perform an implant rather than a transplant. It only took a small incision at the base of Clinton's scull, and the implant was completed in less than half an hour. A few of the physicans claim to have actually heard very disturbing Satanic sounds as the conscience was being implanted. They were visibly shaking during the procedure.
Since this procedure has never been performed before, there are several concerns. Will Clinton's brain reject the conscience? Will it cause him severe headaches? Will it cause bizarre behavior?
We will have the answers to these questions over the next few weeks. Some of the keys for which to look are whether Clinton will become physically repulsed in the presence of Chester James Carville and Paul Forehead Begala, whether he will have any sexual desire for his wife, and whether he orders a recall and refund for his book of lies, MY LIFE, and announces that it will be re-written as non-fiction.
These are interesting times, FReepers. We will be watching this story carefully.
ha..ha..ha! Your title got me on this one.
WACKED OUT THINKING......
And for a not so tinfoil hat theory....
This is Hilly&Billy's excuse to not campaign for sKerry.
LOL!
The operation was a complete success. He switched from the NYT to the WSJ
Now that is good news. Why didn't I think of that as one of the keys?
..but no Swanzstucker!
The current prognosis is NOT looking good! After all, Hillary has said Bill was "O.K.". Wouldn't she notice a difference?
I'm just counting the days till the rapist gives up the ghost. I guarantee the grass will never grow wherever they plant his stinking ass!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1208553/posts
Great story.
The chance of rejection is very high.
If you shave off the dyed Grey hair, there lies the mark of the beast.
Ethics and morals need to be implanted as well but considering clintoon's perverse desires, he'd settle on a bigger penis instead.
I'm still trying to figure out how they could tell his blackheart was defective.
I would think that exploratory surgery would be required to determine if he had a heart in the first place.
I bet he's related to Heinz Kerry.......!!!
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