Kerry explains . . .

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[Beckwith]

Kerry explains the problem with the campaign and why it is in trouble . . .

[Beckwith]

“You see, gentlemen…I counted the Strawberries…”

[hflynn]

My Problem is this is an election for the future but I'm running on my past because my present sucks.

[goldstategop]

"I'm runnning because Ramussen shows I can STILL win!"

[daviscupper]

He has a real problem then because his past is even worse.

[Grig]

Who would want work for Kerry now? He is clearly going to lose and then blame his staff. If there is anyone there with half a brain, they will bail out now.

[Eastbound]

"You see, the enemy fired a lucky shot and caught me with a silver bullet."

[BenLurkin]

For twenty lackluster years in the U.S. Senate he was consistently opposed to those things which benefit and protect America.

That's the REAL problem, IMO.

[Quix]

FANTASTIC LINE.

Thanks.

My Problem is this is an election for the future but I'm running on my past because my present sucks.

and my butt's hanging out four sheets to the wind all over the place.

[hflynn]

Whatsa Ramussen?

[Sacajaweau]

He's now guessing that perhaps saving a hamster, dressing in a blue bunny suit, grimacing at an incoming football, pitching (?) a baseball from in front of the mound, waving two ears of corn in lieu of a flag...just don't impress grown ups.

It's the damn 20 years of demoralizing the military of the USA that hits us in the gut! Either he's with US or against US? You tell me!!

[hflynn]

Either he's with US or against US? You tell me!!

He was with US before he was against US.

[taxesareforever]

My Problem is this is an election for the future but I'm running on my past because my present sucks.

and my past has no basis for truth.

[GaltMeister]

They are going to drop VietNam from their campaign theme, the new focus for the Kerry camp will be his hair. He has better hair than GW, you know.
The terrorists won't attack a country if their leader has great hair.

[EGPWS]

Kerry explains the problem with the campaign and why it is in trouble . . .

Now watch his numbers go down further after his talking.

[RS]

"You see, the enemy fired a lucky shot and caught me with a silver bullet."

I would say it it more like one of his OWN shots came back and hit him - he seems to have a habit of doing that !

[Eastbound]

That's true.

He should know better than to baffle 'em with BS when he's facing the fan.

Kerry, remembering: "It all comes back to me now."

[feedback doctor]

Uh. . .Senator Kerry, umm, you windsurfboard is getting a little close to the rocks. . .umm Sentator Kerry, be careful. .

CRASH

Oh, great. He's going to blame us in the Secret Service again.

[Lady Jag]

[kitkat]

Kerry should stop attacking Bush and run on his own strong points, such as..............uh...........like................well, you know, his STRONG points, which are..........oh, okay, maybe if he just stays home until the election, his party might not throw him out.