Brigadier blew £100k being tortured

The Sun (UK) ^ | 9/4/04 | JOHN KAY, VIRGINIA WHEELER , IAN HEPBURN

[Experiment 6-2-6]

Reminds me of a G&S tune..

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL.....

[Hoplite]

Tony wonders if the Brigadier's warnings to stay away from Miss Whiplash are motivated merely by a concern for his moral well being.

[Glenn]

It is stories like this one that remind me how terribly normal I am.

I am wondering if I should get help.

[texasflower]

Talbot and Miss Whiplash....

Talbot now.....

One of his "outfits".....

[Slings and Arrows]

According to the article, it was a long-term relationship.

Hmmm...

Maybe he had a 99-year lease?

[Slings and Arrows]

No making fun of the 58-year-old working girls! I imagine they get quite a lot of business from guys with 'mommy' issues--and what guy doesn't?

The free market works!

[Slings and Arrows]

Funnily enough though, I think you'll find the Krauts are even worse than us!

I believe it. Berlin was the city Iggy Pop moved to because New York wasn't decadent enough for him.

[Oztrich Boy]

"Gad Sir! The bounder should be horsewhipped!"

[Darksheare]

Yikes!
Miss Staplegun 1993 seems to have gone UP in the world there..

[Slings and Arrows]

Do what you love, and the money will follow.

[Darksheare]

LOL!!
Ouch.
I feel sorry for whoever she's with at the moment.

[xJones]

I think you'll find it all comes from being sent to boarding school.

Yes, and just think; Kerry was 10 when his parents sent him off to a Swiss boarding school. And then later he was shipped off to one in New Hampshire.

Um, speaking of later sadomasochism, have you read anything about Pickles, his 2nd heiress wife, the Heinz widow? If not, let's just say that there are some things even your dog wouldn't put up with, no matter if the widow had a billion dollar pork chop tied around her neck.

[bad company]

Hey Darksheare; sounds like your ex-girlfriend is in the news

Any mention of a stapler?

[Darksheare]

Thankfully, no.
But they didn't really go into details.

[Slings and Arrows]

Maybe we could hook her up with James Carville.

[Darksheare]

LOL!!

[tonycavanagh]

LOL Very Funny, although there was an establishment in the red light disytrict near where I was based that catered for that sort of thing.

My pay as a cpl did not stretch to that sort of thing.

Cheers Tony

[Hoplite]

My pay as a cpl did not stretch to that sort of thing.

Yeah, I figured if they weren't paying you enough to keep you in skivvies ('going commando'), you probably wouldn't have money for this type of extracurricular activity anyway.