Ned "Squeal Like a Pig" Beatty
Posted on 09/03/2004 8:06:13 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
(Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man.
They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig.
According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30.
"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said.
The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said.
Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident.
Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest.
Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor.
P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian.
Ned "Squeal Like a Pig" Beatty
Next week this guy'll be on stage as one of sKerry's Band of Brothers.
Pretty disgusting, but if I were this guy's sister I don't think I would have gone public with this. And why is he being held without bond?
Pork the other white meat.
Makin Bacon...
Nice lack of comma! lol!
Well, they hadn't finished yet.
If you covet your sister's pig...you might be a redneck.
But if you have sex with your sister's pig...isn't that considered incest?
Hoorah! Kobe Bryant's lawyers have another case.
Thats the thing about havin sex with a pig...they'll squeal on ya everytime.
But she meant, "Grunt, grunt, grunt"
These Asian pigs are inscrutible, you know!
Just.....ish. ping.
This must be the Louisiana corollary to the saying "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose"
"They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig."
Can this be considered incest?
Will the victim get to show up at parole hearings or will she be sausage by the time they come up or he gets out?
Also, I wonder how he and the sister are getting along these days.
"She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate,"
So P-pie is a squealer, not an oinker. Next time push her head into the pillow.
These cajuns are gettin' into Granny's corn squeezin's again.
P-Pie has withdrawn the charges stating, "Press invasion and the court's constant release of my personal information have left me no recourse but to withdraw my suit!" "Pigs!"
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