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Kerry is on "The Road to Nowhere" (PARODY)
2004-09-03 | Kevin L. Kitchens

Posted on 09/02/2004 9:26:20 PM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf

Road to Nowhere
(Parody of Talking Heads "Road to Nowhere")
by Kevin L. Kitchens

The campaign's all but over, but you don't know what went wrong.
Your candidate is a loser, why'd you'd keep him for so long?
Cause you're blind to the real truth, don't confuse you with the facts.
Liberalism is dying, and it won't get back on track.

Yeah!

You're on the road to nowhere, Kerry's your guide.
You'll take the ride to nowhere, Teddy can drive.
Hillary's mad this morning, and so what's new?
You had a goal to socialize, and you failed, and you failed.

You're plummeting into nowhere, John's plans are dead.
Freefalling into nowhere, watch the road Ted!
Maybe '08 can save you, Hillary's turn.
If the public would only shut their eyes, believe your lies, believe your lies.

You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!

There's a line, it's very fine, your decency drops all the time, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.
The White House is far away, it's getting farther day by day, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.
Well we're sure you've got a plot, like your heart it's full of rot, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.
Well we know just what you'll do, America you'll try to screw, but it's alright, Hillary it's alright.

You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!
You're on the road to nowhere!

©2004 Kevin L. Kitchens, All Rights Reserved


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 2004; bush; election; kerry; parody; talkingheads
Another of my song parodies... Love to hear your thoughts!
1 posted on 09/02/2004 9:26:20 PM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf
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To: Sabertooth; Mudboy Slim; scan58; EggsAckley; Christian4Bush

ONE PINGY DINGY


2 posted on 09/02/2004 9:27:20 PM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf (Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
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To: HawkeyeLonewolf

One of my favorite songs, by my favorite group.

Nice parody.


3 posted on 09/03/2004 6:12:05 AM PDT by EggsAckley (........."YO" is "OY" spelled backwards.........)
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To: HawkeyeLonewolf
"Liberalism is dying, and it won't get back on track."

Don't recognize the original tune, but I like yer lyrics, my FRiend...keep 'em coming!!

FReegards...MUD

4 posted on 09/03/2004 6:16:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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To: HawkeyeLonewolf
"You had a goal to socialize, and you failed, and you failed."

Unfortunately, this ain't zackley true...the Left has successfully socialized far too much in American society to date, and it's the RightWing's responsibility to start hacking away at the bloated Federal Leviathan, bit-by-bit, year-after-year, we must Devolve Power to the States, Localities, and Individuals!!

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/03/2004 6:19:52 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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To: HawkeyeLonewolf

two pingy dingy.

LOL, we love this song, gotta try it con musica. Love the concept of Teddy driving, that I can say right now!


6 posted on 09/08/2004 9:55:03 PM PDT by jocon307 (Ann Coulter was right)
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To: jocon307

Thankee thankee thankee...


7 posted on 09/09/2004 1:34:43 PM PDT by HawkeyeLonewolf (Christian First, American Second (Conservative Anti-Smoker))
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